Women’s Rights (According to a Man)

Published by Tony Dan in Men
July 17, 2009

The rights that women have that can be exercised at any time they want.

Image via Wikipedia

change her mind, priorities or opinion without notifying anyone
reject your thoughts, opinions or ides without giving any reason
spend her money on what she wants and spend your money on what she needs
take as long as she wants to get ready to go out and blame you for being late
ask “does this dress make me look fat?” and never fear hearing “yes” for an answer
get a speeding ticket and expect you to pay it
use your stuff without replacing it
demand that you get up in the middle of the night and drive across town to get something to satisfy a craving that she has
move your things without asking your permission or telling you where she put them
use “woman’s intuition” to justify anything she does
add to, take away from or change any or all of the aforementioned rights at her discretion

0
Liked it