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You Know That You’re Turning Bald

Published by Steven West in Men
February 13, 2008

Many guys do not have a full head of hair as they turn older. Here are ten signs that you are turning bald.

  1. A shoeshine man asks if he can polish your head
  2. The car salesman mentions chrome dome, and he’s not referring to the car
  3. Your friend mentions that you resemble Professor Charles Xavier from the Xmen
  4. An acquaintance of yours asks if you were considering shopping for a rug
  5. You pay more attention to commercials promising you a full head of hair
  6. Your mother comments that your head is as smooth as a baby
  7. You start growing a mustache or a beard to compensate
  8. You spend more time combing the sides of your hair
  9. You find that the host of Deal or No Deal, Howie Mandel, is very handsome
  10. You start wearing a hat more often because you think it’s so cool

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