Some guys are not brave and heroic. In fact, they may be mild mannered or timid. In some cases, they are weak and wimpy. Your boyfriend is a big, fat crybaby if…

1. He still cowards in fear of the Wicked Witch of the West
2. He holds his blanket around him tighter than you
3. He faints at the first sign of blood from a nosebleed
4. He still has nightmares from watching Bambi
5. He makes sure that all the lights are left on when he goes to sleep
6. He needs to be read a bedtime story at night
7. The sight of a little spider makes him cringe. He insists that you kill it.
8. He’s afraid to change a light bulb because he would have to use a step stool
9. He believes that one pimple will deface him for life
10. The thought of seeing a dentist makes him break out in a cold sweat
11. He runs at the first sight of seeing a black cat
12. If he hears a balloon pop, he jumps out of his pants
13. He doesn’t like playing volleyball because he’s afraid that someone might spike the ball on his pinky
14. He’s always wearing gym shoes in case he has to run away from someone
15. If someone slams the door, he will jump higher than a kangaroo
16. He still has nightmares after watching Shrek. He believes that a great big ogre is following him.
17. He’s afraid to take a walk in the park. You never know who’s going to be in the park.
18. He doesn’t like to go down in the basement. He’s heard that people who go down in the basement disappear forever. He’s also afraid that the furnace might go on while he’s in the basement. Furnaces need human flesh to keep their flame alive.
19. The thought of having sex with you frightens him. He believes that his performance will go down in history as a major disaster.
20. He’s afraid to light a match. He fears that his fingers will get all burned up.
21. He hates the sound of knife blades. He believes that Freddy Krueger is after him.
22. He’s always looking at his watch. He wants to make sure that time hasn’t stopped.
23. He’s afraid of eating hot, spicy foods. He believes that his tongue will be on fire.
24. He shudders at being called to answer a question in class. All the students will laugh at him. His ego will be shot.
25. He’s fearful of raking leaves. He believes that the Leaf Monster will pile leaves on top of him and bury him alive.