Michael and Eva

1
The young lady was sitting on the sofa knitting little booties.
Watching her happily, her mother said to a visitor :
”I’m so glad she is interested in something besides men.”

2
So Michael and Eva are sitting around Jack when a leaf floats down from a tree.
 Eva points and says,excitedly :
”Michael, look – an invisible man.”

3
An optimist is a guy who does his laundry in the laundromat, folds a sock, and thinks,
he is found an extra one!!