You’re running in a marathon. All of a sudden you come across a naked runner. Here are thirteen

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Things that you should not say to a naked runner:

1.   Aren’t you afraid of getting wind burn?

2.   I hope you used sunscreen before running in this race.

3.   You are aware that You Tube is out filming this event. I think you just might make the final cut.

4.   Geez, will you please put some clothes on. Your sweat is starting to fly into my eyes.

5.   I hate to say this but you are really pretty ugly and fat. You have more flab than my pet pig Arnold.

6.   I can’t concentrate. Your breasts are bouncing up and down like a yo-yo.

7.   I hate to butt in, but would you mind running as far away from me as possible? I can’t stand looking at a guy with tattoos all over his body.

8.   I said that we would be having steak afterwards. I didn’t mention streak.

9.   When was the last time you took a shower? You really need one badly.

10. Watch out for that piece of glass on the road. Oh, I’m so sorry. Medic, we have a runner that is down and dirty.

11.  Did you know that you have a suspicious mole on your back? I think you need to see a dermatologist.

12.  I’m running for Congress. Can I get your vote? I know that naked runners are a minority, but I could really use your support.

13.  Hey buddy, you’re beginning to resemble a red hot pepper.