10. On Global Warming Awareness Day, everybody is required to hold breath for a minute every ten minutes from dawn to dusk. (Impossible rating: 10 out of 10)

9. Create an artificial layer of cloud that shield sun’s dangerous rays. (Impossible rating: 10 out of 10)

8. When global warming become too hot by 2150, pass a law that only allow undies in public. (Impossible rating: 9 out of 10)

7. Develop an artificial bacteria that eat carbon dioxide. (Impossibility rating: 7 out of 10)

6. Cook foreigners abroad instead of eating on species. That’ll reduce number of population and amount of carbon dioxide. (Impossibility rating: 5 out of 10)

5. Send the landfills/wastes to Mars. What do we do with the desolated planet anyway? (Impossibility rating: 4 out of 10)

4. Build fridge walls around every state borderline. Wait, the chemistry process will speed up warming. (Impossibility rating: 9 out of 10)

3. Develop the so-called ‘Soviet’ halo around earth. That way we would be able to further distance between earth and sun. (Impossibility rating: 10 out of 10)

2. Recycle the Chinese population for biofuels use. (Impossibility rating: 8 out of 10)

1. Wipe six billion people off the face of earth, then we’ll get our winters back. Hey, wars solve problems! (Impossibility rating: 3 out of 10)