1. He is an American.

2. He knows how to type.

3. He knows how to count.

4. He knows how to sing.

5. He knows how to dance.

6. He knows how to talk.

7. He knows how to whisper.

8. He knows how to blink.

9. He knows how to think.

10. He knows how to move.

11. He knows how to twitch.

12. He knows how to jump.

13. He knows how to kick.

14. He knows how to scream.

15. He knows how to laugh.

16. He knows how to yell.

17. He knows how to run.

18. He knows how to walk.

19. He knows how to jog.

20. He knows how to hire people.

21. He knows how to get hired.

22. He knows how to get a happy meal.

23. He knows how to get attention.

24. He knows how to go to subway.

25. He knows how to go to the supermarket.

26. He knows how to go to the mall.

27. He knows how to go to the bank.

28. He knows how to go to the school.

29. He knows how to go to bathroom.

30. He knows how to use a computer.

31. He knows how to use a phone.

32. He knows how to use the internet.

33. He knows how to use a mouse.

34. He knows how to use a keyboard.

35. He knows how to use a couch.

36. He knows how to use a table.

37. He knows how to use a chair.

38. He knows how to use a cupboard.

39. He knows how to use a dish washer.

40. He knows how to use a pen.

41. He knows how to use a pencil.

42. He knows how to use paper.

43. He knows how to use a copy machine.

44. He knows how to use a printer.

45. He knows how to use a  jack hammer.

46. He knows how to use a scan machine.

47. He knows how to use a cane.

48. He knows how to use a gun.

49. He knows how to use a television set.

50. He knows how to use a pair of glasses.

51. He knows how to use a cup.

52. He knows how to use a bowl.

53. He knows how to use a plate.

54. He knows how to use a book shelf.

55. He knows how to use a piano.

56. He knows how to use a piano stand.

57. He knows how to use a radio.

58. He knows how to use a mathematical equation.

59. He knows how to use a scientific equation.

60. He knows how to use a binder.

61. He knows how to use a notepad.

62. He knows how to use a thumb tack.

63. He knows how to use a drill.

64. He knows how to use a cape.

65. He knows how to use a sword.

66. He knows how to use an axe.

67. He knows how to use a hammer.

68. He knows how to use a scimitar.

69. He knows how to use a claymore.

70. He knows how to use a staff.

71. He knows how to use a lucky charm.

72. He knows how to use a pair of shoes.

73. He knows how to save power.

74. He knows how to save the environment.

75. He knows how to use a microwave.

76. He knows how to use a stove.

77. He knows how to use an oven.

78. He knows how to use a blender.

79. He knows how to use a passport.

80. He knows how to use a RV.

81. He knows how to use a set of stairs.

82. He knows how to use an elevator.

83. He knows how to drive a truck.

84. He knows how to drive a car.

85. He knows how to drive a mini van.

86. He knows how to drive a sports utility vehicle.

87. He knows how to use head phones.

88. He knows how to graduate from first grade.

89. He knows how to graduate from second grade.

90. He knows how to graduate from third grade.

91. He knows how to graduate from fourth grade.

92. He knows how to graduate from fifth grade.

93. He knows how to graduate from sixth grade.

94. He knows how to graduate from seventh grade.

95. He knows how to graduate from eighth grade.

96. He knows how to graduate from ninth grade.

97. He knows how to graduate from high school.

98. He knows how to graduate from college.

99. He knows how to receive a fax from a fax machine.

100. He knows how to send a fax with a fax machine.

101. He does not shower every two seconds.

102. He does not laugh every two seconds.

103. He does not cry every two seconds.

104. He does not use a curling iron every two seconds.

105. He does not use the internet every two seconds.

106. He does not use a telephone every two seconds.

107. He does not use a radio every two seconds.

108. He does not use a television every two seconds.

109. He does not use a microwave every two seconds.

110. He does not use a blender every two seconds.

111. He does not use a coffee machine every two seconds.

112. He does not drink apple juice every two seconds.

113. He does not drink grape juice every two seconds.

114. He does not drink orange juice every two seconds.

115. He does not drink egg yolk every two seconds.

116. He does not drink Gatorade every two seconds.

117. He does not drink beer every two seconds.

118. He does not drink whiskey every two seconds.

119. He does not drink liquor every two seconds.

120. He does not eat fudge cake every two seconds.

121. He does not eat carrot cake every two seconds.

122. He does not eat chocolate cake every two seconds.

123. He does not eat whipped cream every two seconds.

124. He does not use a fax machine every two seconds.

125. He does not use a printer every two seconds.

126. He does not use a copy machine every two seconds.

127. He does not use a credit card every two seconds.

128. He does not use a debit card every two seconds.

129. He does not use a police badge to get into places.

130. He does not use head phones every two seconds.

131. He does not eat apple pie every two seconds.

132. He does not eat lemon pie every two seconds.

133. He does not use a computer every two seconds.

134. He does not use a camera every two seconds.

135. He does not use a microphone every two seconds.

136. He does not use a juke box every two seconds.

137. He does not use rap to communicate.

138. He does not use force to get what he wants.

139. He does not use a keyboard every two seconds.

140. He does not use a mouse every two seconds.

141. He does not write with a pen every two seconds.

142. He does not write with a pencil every two seconds.

143. He does not write with a mechanical pencil every two seconds.

144. He does not use a calculator every two seconds.

145. He does not wear a hat every two seconds.

146. He does not wear pink socks.

147. He does not wear bright orange socks.

148. He does not wear spotted socks.

149. He does not wear bright yellow socks.

150. He does not wear bright green socks.

151. He does not eat fried bananas.

152. He does not eat fried computers.

153. He does not eat fried clothing.

154. He does not eat fried calculators.

155. He does not eat fried pencils.

156. He does not eat fried pens.

157. He does not eat fried yellow socks.

158. He does not eat fried green socks.

159. He does not eat fried orange socks.

160. He does not eat fried pink socks.

161. He does not eat fried spotted socks.

162. He does not eat keyboards.

163. He does not eat women.

164. He does not eat men.

165. He does not eat children.

166. He does not carry a building every where he goes.

167. He does not carry a keyboard every where he goes.

168. He does not carry a poster every where he goes.

169. He does not carry a lamp every where he goes.

170. He does not carry a light bulb every where he goes.

171. He does not carry a bomb every where he goes.

172. He does not carry a chair every where he goes.

173. He does not carry a desk every where he goes.

174. He does not carry exercise equipment every where he goes.

175. He does not carry a calculator every where he goes.

176. He does not carry a tape recorder every where he goes.

177. He does not carry a bright yellow sock every where he goes.

178. He does not carry a bright green sock every where he goes.

179. He does not carry a bright spotted sock every where he goes.

180. He does not carry a bright pink sock every where he goes.

181. He does not carry a tube of toothpaste every where he goes.

182. He does not carry a tooth brush every where he goes.

183. He does not juggle cats, dogs, giraffes, rhinos, hippopotamus’s, elephants, and children every where he goes.

184. He does not kidnap children.

185. He does not hurt children.

186. He does not kill men.

187. He does not kill children.

188. He does not kill women.

189. He does not hurt men.

190. He does not hurt women.

191. He does not go around calling every one he sees something so mean as a telephone.

192. He does not go around calling every one he sees something so mean as a microphone.

193. He does not go around calling every one he sees something so mean as a microwave.

194. He does not go around calling every one he sees something so mean as a microscope.

195. He does not go around calling every one he sees something so mean as a pair of glasses.

196. He does not go around calling every one he sees something so mean as a pair of stockings.

197. He does not go around calling every one he sees something so mean as a hippo.

198. He does not go around calling every one he sees something so mean as a rhino.

199. He does not go around calling every one he sees something so mean as an elephant.

200. He does not go around calling every one he sees something so mean as a dog.

201. He does not go around calling every one he sees something so mean as a cat.

202. He does not go around calling every one he sees something so mean as a kitten.

203. He does not go around calling every one he sees something so mean as a puppy.

204. He does not go around calling every one he sees something so mean as a pansy.

205. He does not go around calling every one he sees something so mean as a puppet.

206. He does not go around calling every one he sees something so mean as a poodle.

207. He does not go around calling every one he sees something so mean as a pumpkin.

208. He does not go around calling every one he sees something so mean as a pretzel.

209. He does not go around calling every one he sees something so mean as a pamphlet.

210. He does not go around calling every one he sees something so mean as a piece of paper.

211. He does not go around calling every one he sees something so mean as a peg.

212. He does not go around calling every one he sees something so mean as a portable music player.

213. He does not go around calling every one he sees something so mean as a leg.

214. He does not go around calling every one he sees something so mean as an arm.

215. He does not go around calling every one he sees something so mean as a stomach.

216. He does not go around calling every one he sees something so mean as a liver.

217. He does not go around calling every one he sees something so mean as an intestine.

218. He does not go around calling every one he sees something so mean as a heart.

219. He does not go around calling every one he sees something so mean as a brain.

220. He does not go around calling every one he sees something so mean as a hand.

221. He does not go around calling every one he sees something so mean as a foot.

222. He does not go around calling every one he sees something so mean as a finger.

223. He does not go around calling every one he sees something so mean as a toe.

224. He does not go around calling every one he sees something so mean as an abdomen.

225. He does not go around calling every one he sees something so mean as a shirt.

226. He does not go around calling every one he sees something so mean as a watch.

227. He does not go around calling every one he sees something so mean as a pen.

228. He does not go around calling every one he sees something so mean as a pencil.

229. He does not go around calling every one he sees something so mean as an eraser.

230. He does not go around calling every one he sees something so mean as a thumb.

231. He does not go around calling every one he sees something so mean as a couch.

232. He does not go around calling every one he sees something so mean as an arm rest.

233. He does not go around calling every one he sees something so mean as a cake sniffer.

234. He does not go around calling every one he sees something so mean as a pie sniffer.

235. He does not go around calling every one he sees something so mean as a pan sniffer.

236. He does not go around calling every one he sees something so mean as a leg sniffer.

237. He does not go around calling every one he sees something so mean as an arm sniffer.

238. He does not go around calling every one he sees something so mean as a child with five legs all together.

239. He does not go around calling every one he sees something so mean as a turnip.

240. He does not go around calling every one he sees something so mean as a radish.

241. He does not go around calling every one he sees something so mean as a vegetable.

242. He does not go around calling every one he sees something so mean as a fruit.

243. He does not go around calling every one he sees something so mean as a strawberry.

244. He does not go around calling every one he sees something so mean as a grape fruit.

245. He does not go around calling every one he sees something so mean as a grape.

246. He does not go around calling every one he sees something so mean as a pond.

247. He does not go around calling every one he sees something so mean as a lake.

248. He does not go around calling every one he sees something so mean as a river.

249. He does not go around calling every one he sees something so mean as a body of water.

250. He does not go around calling every one he sees something so mean as a overgrown fat man.