Campaign set supervisor:

Stagehands did you get them foam columns set up? Those columns from the convention?

Stagehand:

Yes, sir set up just like before but sir I don’t think we brought enough chairs.

Campaign set supervisor.

Quickly get as many as you can all the staff from CNN, CBS, NBC, ABC, the news papers from major cities and foreign news companies will be attending to report the miracles our movie effects staff can create.

Stagehand:

Aren’t these media people supposed to be objective?

Campaign set supervisor:

Yes they are, their objective is to get Obama elected now shut up and go get them chairs.