Historians of the year 3000 will look back at these recent years we are suffering through with the classic “WTF” look on each of their faces. Lets face it, government has gone from scary to pathetically dumb the republican party have gone from shooting down scud missiles to shooting down people in hunting trips. From one Bush that says “Read my lips” to another Bush that can barely read. From “we will defeat Osama” to “i hope we can defeat Obama”. The republican party looks to have less of a future then a VHS player at a Best Buy.

The Republicans though don’t own the monopoly on total screw ups, Democrats like our honorable Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich tried hurdeling our economic crisis by trying to sell Barack Obama’s recently vacated senatorial seat, This guy couldnt have made it more obvious even if he tried doing it on Ebay.

I miss the good ol’ days where the worst that was going on was our fearless commander in chief Clinton was getting orally pleasured. Now the only pleasure happening is the pleasure i get watching two middle aged men getting out of their vehicles fighting over a space in line at the gas station because the prices went down five cents since the day before.

If this economy gets any worse Mexico will toughen their border laws and capturing Americans by the SUV full looking to the south for better jobs. I can see it now on the streets of Tijuana “Joe Six pack” actually selling six packs at stop lights. And the Hollywood celebrities that dress like whores can actually be whores. At least they will have head start on the competition.

Lets just hope for two things , one is that the newly elected leadership does not bring us a sequel to all that has happened to us recently. And number two that the republicans only hope for salvation in the next election is Sarah Palin.