Governor Rod Blagojevich of Illinois has been in the news a lot lately. He has been accused of trying to sell the Senate seat of Barack Obama to the highest bidder. His hair has also been in the news. Governor Rod Blagojevich’s hair looks like…

1. The perfect bird’s nest for some black crows
2. A rug found from a second hand shop
3. A bad hair day from Donald Trump
4. A cover up for all the wrong doings committed by him
5. A hair stylist’s mad concept of the “Look.”.
6. It wants to escape his head and hide under a rock
7. The perfect reason why it is fashionable to be bald
8. Nothing on this planet. He must be an alien.
9. It was weaved in a factory that produces Barbie and Ken dolls
10. It has crashed landed on Earth and is ready to invade the White House
11. Clippings that were strung together from grass
12. A sure winner for the worst hairstyle list
13. A sure bet to be auctioned on Ebay
14. It was blow dried by little green elves
15. A brush’s worst nightmare