1) America must be broke if even the president is asking for change.

2) A person claimed obama used to stand outside his house asking for change. I guess he did change.. in the fact now he’s standing outside the white house asking for change.

3) obama loves change so much that whenever someone tells a racist black joke, he claims to be white, and whenever they say a racist white joke, he claims he’s blacker then wesley snipes in a movie about darkholes.

4)obama’s first job was changing diapers.

5) obama went to harvard, not to become independent and successful, but to become successful in asking for change on a worldwide scale.

6) obama pulls into a toll booth and asks them for change.

7) obama created the toll booth.

People always get confused when they say obama is asking america tochange. what he’s doing is asking america for change

9) obama once wrote a book about  ”my love for change”, they misinterpreted it. what the name of the book should have been is called “my love of change”.

10) obama loves the oval office because it’s in the shape of his favorite currency ” the brown smushed penny”.

11) obama was caught offering a coffee mug to his assistant, but he was rattling the cup… must i go on?

12) obama loves, change, but he never changes his attitude.

13) If obama loses an argument, he won’t change his opinion, he’ll ask to change the subject.

14) obama killed a bird because it wouldn’t change into a delicious meal when he asked it to.

15) obama killed a fly because it wouldnt change its direction of flight.

16) if obama dies, hussein will take over.

17) obama proposed to his wife with a ring he bought with a quarter.

18) obama loves to change deadlines.

19) obama understands why clinton had an affair. not because he didn’t love his wife, but because he needed a change.

20) I gave obama a penny for his thoughts.

21) obama loves giving his ten cents.

22) obama goes to football games, not for the entertainment, but because he always wants his quarterback.

23) obama married a dime, and they had two nickles for children.

24) obama was seen kicking a penny because it didn’t change to heads.

25) obama supports the quarter dollar.

26) obama has secretly tied up bush in his basement. after seeing national treasure, he began asking him something about ” the cave of pennies”.

27) biden hired gargoyles to kill obama, because they are immune to change.

28) obama is the result of global warming. as our punishment to the environment, we must endure his change.

29) obama was in cardiac arrest, because he forgot to change his prescription.

30) obama doesnt kill because he hates life. he kills because he likes changing the fate of the living.