President George Bush is about to leave Washington. It has been a rocky eight years. Most of us will be happy to see him go. However, President Bush must keep busy. Here are six new career possibilities for President Bush to consider:

1. High executioner. Iraq needs you. There are plenty of military tribunals that will keep you busy. Go ahead and tell the terrorists to “Make my day.”.
2. Global warming advisor. You’ve been in the hot seat long enough. You considered global warming to be voodoo environmental theories, but you saw the heat. Now it’s time to do an Al Gore and make up for all your destructive environmental policies.
3. Bowling Lanes Owner. How many times have you struck out with the public? How many times have we asked you to spare us your explanations as to why we are in Iraq? Now you can rule the lanes. Just do us a favor and split.
4. Waste Control Manager. Your last four years have been a total waste. Our economy is in the hole. It really stinks. Now you can recycle your worn out thoughts where it will do some good.
5. Historian. Everyone is taking pot shots of your place in history. Why don’t you set the record straight? Now you can. Just declare yourself to be the National Historian. Lie, distort, and falsify your role in history. Who is going to dispute you? The timing couldn’t be better. While you’re at it, why don’t you polish the reputations of some other discredited Presidents?
6. Aerobics Instructor. You always enjoy running. Now you can teach others the thrill of exercise. You can even put out a video called “Waterboard Aerobics.” Won’t that be fun?