As President Bush soon leaves office, let’s remember all the good things that he has done for our country. Hmm. Let’s see now. What exactly did he do that was good for our country? Iraq War? No. Katrina response? No. The economy? No. Illegal wire taps? No. The environment? No. This is becoming very difficult. In the spirit of the holidays, here are ten Christmas gifts for President Bush.

1. Several stockings full of “clean” coal
2. An 8 x 10 glossy photo of President Bush standing by the sign “Mission Accomplished.”.
3. One hundred shares of GM stock. Of course, with stock prices so low, there are so many stocks to choose from.
4. Some hurricane debris and a picture of President Bush standing in New Orleans with a sign in the background saying “Mission Accomplished.”.
5. A book of grammar. He really needs this badly. The author of this book is none other than Sarah Palin.
6. A photograph of Vice President Dick Cheney on one of his infamous hunting trips with a sign in the background telling the American people to “Let them eat doves.”.
7. A miniature torture chamber kit with a lifelike Donald Rumsfeld representing the Executioner
8. A board game called “Wiretap.” The object of the game is…I can’t give it away. My phone might be tapped.
9. A Barack Obama poster. Also, a deck of Democratic Senate playing cards.
10. Bumper sticker that says, “Thank You President Bush for the Housing Crisis, It’s All Your Default.”