Obama and the Democrat bureaucrats decided to put money on the toilet and flush it. As the toilet was about to be flushed, it turned out to be clogged. Obama said,”It is crucial that the toilet flushes down the money or else we’re in a real pickle. How can anyone poop and pee in it?”

Experts came to wonder how it was possible that the toilet got clogged. Some criticized the Obama administration for not repeatedly flushing enough dollar bills for the toilet to handle. One expert noted,”It’s just too much money for a toilet to handle.”

Another expert said,”I think it’s better for the American people to flush their own money down the toilet. Then we won’t have this problem. If their toilet gets clogged, it’s their tough luck.”

White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs had nothing to say but this:

Uhh? Well, uhh? well, the toilet, Uhh?

He was heard whispering to an Obama official, asking,”What’s the issue again?”

Vice President Joe Biden said it is a patriotic duty to give the government money to flush down the toilets.

There were also several meetings on how to get the toilet flushed. It appears that it may take a while for the toilet to be flushed.