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10 Ways to be Annoying at a Party
I’m sure there are many ways to show how much of an antisocial idiot you are; I tried to write up a slightly exaggerated list of things some people actually do. Hope you’ll have fun reading this.
- On arrival, comment on the attendees. With comment, I mean attack every little thing you spot, be it an untied shoelace, a barely visible zit or crooked teeth. Anything goes.
- Keep asking people their names and don’t remember them.
- Keep asking for cigarettes.
- If any substances are being used, first annoy them so long they let have some in and then say their stuff sucks.
- »Accidentally« spill someone with something sugary.
- Talk how the party you went to last week was way more bitchin’.
- »Accidentally« break full bottles of alcohol.
- Find and drink the host’s parent’s private stash and drink all of it. If impossible, attack the alcohol intended for the party.
- Fall asleep in the middle of the living room or dancefloor. Upon waking up, vomit on as many people and pieces of furniture you can. Miss the toilet.
- In the morning, tell the host you don’t have any money and that you can’t help with the cleanup. Split as soon as you can.
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HAHAHHAHAHAH! I LOVED this article, Zygo…HILARIOUS-especially the one about falling asleep on the dance floor and then vomiting all over as many people as possible…
Hilariously classy; I did enjoy it.
See you around!
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