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15 Hilarious Ways to Order Pizza
Tired of being put on hold? Bored with the general, “Hi, I’d like a large pepperoni pizza” conversation? Perhaps you should try something a little different next time you call your local pizza parlor.
- Terminate the call with, “Remember, we never had this conversation.”
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Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.
- If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say, “Okay, that’ll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window.”
- When they say, “What would you like?” say, “Huh? Oh, you mean now.”
- Dance all around the word “pizza.” Avoid saying it at all costs. If (s)he says it, say, “Please don’t mention that word.”
- Ask how many dolphins were killed to make that pizza.
- When they say, “Will that be all?” snicker and say, “We’ll find out, won’t we?”
- When you’re given the price, say, “Ooh, that sounds complicated. I hate math.”
- Put them on hold.
- Start the conversation by reciting today’s date and saying, “This may be my last entry.”
- When they repeat your order, say, “Again, with a little more ‘oomph’ this time.”
- Start the conversation with “My Call to Pizza Place, Take 1, and… action!”
- Order two toppings, then say, “No, they’ll start fighting.”
- Change your accent every three seconds.
- If any of the above practices are rejected by the order taker, say, in your best pouty voice, “Last guy let me do it.”
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Wow. [sigh] Hm. I like.
Funny
Heheh, this would be pretty fun. I should try this sometime
boring
Great sense of humor - hope the Pizza clerk has one as well, lol.
hahaaaaa
Lol.Nice
hahahaha very funny especially number 11
I like this one, very cleverly done!
Great ideas!
Very clever ideas. Perhaps someone should send a copy to Pizza Hut to forewarn them & give them a much needed laugh.
Good stuff IPodder, very hilarious lol
Every time I read these things I actually laugh out loud.
Funny
yep those are some great ideas alright … funny too … you know what else is funny? all the horrible things that’ll have been done to your pizza as a result … you won’t even know … mmmmmm cheesy goodness …. never screw with people who make your food away from your sight … worked in restaurants for many years and oh the tales i could tell.
Very interesting
I definetly agree with poison-baby - dont mess with people making your food out of your sight. Funny jokes on the otherhand - remember dont say this on a REAL pizza order!
Nice humor. Great Article.
Funny
Ha ha ha, I really hope the pizza order taker have good sense of humor. Having good sense of humor will really help you to brighten your day in case some would-be customers read this article.
I’m actually someone who answers calls at pizza hut. I’d enjoy these greatly. I can only dream someone would do this to me. : (
I have been put on hold while taking an order and I usually just hang up. These can be funny, but if someone does this at a time such as a ’supper rush” like 5:30pm - 7:00pm, or if you can hear 5 other lines ringing at the time, probably not a good idea. Most other times we screw with people that do this out of fun also!
I used to deliver pizza and this is funny now, but I can say it would not have been funny if they did that to me back then.
snicker snicker
My pizza guy asked if I wanted the pizza cut into eight or four pieces. I said just four I dont think I can manage eight.