1)Stand in a very crowded elevator. Instead of facing the door of the elevator like any normal person face the crowd of people in side and stare at them. For added effect try grinning. When the elevator reaches its floor you will have the occupants of the elevator glaring at you loathingly!

2)When making a speech or talking to a group of people, keep interrupting yourself to stray away from the topic and somehow connect it to you and your life. Do this often.

3)When in a train or a bus, keep clapping your hands periodically. It should be loud enough for most of the train car or bus compartment to hear and find annoying.

4)If you are into online games, such as Counter Strike; keep on flashbanging your own team, giving away your team’s location on chat, and block narrow tunnels by staying stationary. If you have a partner, wait at one end of a tight tunnel when your whole team goes into the tunnel screaming at you to move, get your partner to come from the rear and lock your whole team in the tunnel. When the opposing team arrives, expect wholesale slaughter and a whole team of cs players swearing at you. In other games, improvise, seeing as how you get the general idea.

5)If you spend time at a hotel or resort go to the swimming pool. Swim to a very visible part of the pool at the peak hotel swimming pool hours, probably mid-day. Wait until you have a lot of gas, (I suggest eating plenty of carbohydrates washed down with a soft drink) and with all your might squeeze out all the gas you have in you. The bubbles will pop out on the surface disgusting your fellow guests.