1. Poke or touch them until they yell at you, and pressure points work to.

You go up behind someone and poke their shoulder. they stand still and ask what you are doing. you tell them you are poking them and continue to do it until your hand falls asleep. Secretly it will start to annoy them, unless you don’t do something else. You need to keep at it until you can’t continue anymore. Then do another step.

2. Don’t touch them, childishly

“I’m not touching you!” Caution, this doesn’t work on any 10 year-old. They do this so much it won’t work after the first time, and they will attack back if you try it.

3. Steal a small item and give it back when they ask.

You see a small pencil on their desk. When they walk away, take it, and when they come back they will search for it, but don’t laugh. Laughing proves guilt in these kind of situations. when they ask you deny it. when they go ask someone else, put it back to make them think they are going crazy. Some people may be persistent, so if you can sit on the item to keep it from sight. Don’t do this to someone who will automatically blame you, keep a low profile.

4.Invade their bubble

Go up to them really closely, but still don’t touch them. get really close to them to make them feel uncomfortable. Example: Look over their shoulder on the border of touching. They will look at you and ask what you are doing. Say that you are doing nothing special or say that you are invading their bubble. Next they will ask you to move back, so move back about an inch. When they yell at you, move back and move to another step. Don’t invade to long because they might smack you, and you don’t need that.

5. Ask “Why?”

Do this after everything they say. Just make sure you don’t annoy yourself. Over-repetition is bad for both people, just more for the one receiving it. I think it would be really hard for simpletons to get this wrong because its just so easy. WHY!!!

6.Once they catch you using why, use counter smartly.

Just add a negative to their response back to them. Or you could just act all smart. This will get them going. Example: I use why to someone. they ask me why am i using why. So i tell him he just used why twice in the same sentence. This really gets people going

7.Call them stupid names

The kind of names you called people when you were 5 and then fell out of style because they were lame. Examples: poo-poo head, koodie queen, stinky face. So on and so forth

8. Stare coldly 

Blankly and unsmiling stare. Don’t smile or else you’ll ruin the whole thing. Gaze slightly above their head some you don’t laugh when they see you staring at them. When they ask what you are doing, tell them the truth. Tip: To keep a straight face, think about something else and don’t focus on their face, just in the direction of them. The whole point of this is to paranoi and annoy them, so don’t make yourself laugh.

9. Over-explain things

“My homework is in the folder that is on my room floor under the bag i took to camp with the dirty laundry that still must be washed next to the nightstand with a half filled cup of water. The other half of the water is on the folder that contains the homework that is still at home.” See how annoying it would be for someone to hear this. Here is another example: “Hmm, where is your pencil? That’s a good question because I don’t know do you know because I just don’t know? Maybe someone else will know if you ask them if they know.”

10. Cold-shoulder them once they try to get you back

When someone annoys you, this is what they hate the most. If someone does this to you, invade their bubble.