1. Do they have a 4th of July in England?
2. How many birthdays does the average man have?
3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
4. A woman gives a beggar 50 cents; the woman is the beggar’s sister, but the beggar is not the woman’s brother. How come?
5. Why can’t a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
6. How many outs are there in an inning?
7. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow’s sister?
8. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
9. A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have a southern exposure. A big bear walks by, what color is the bear? Why?
10. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
11. I have two US coins totaling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are the coins?
12. If you only have one match and you walked into a room where there was an oil burner, a kerosene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first?
13. 13.How far can a dog run into the woods?
14. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How long would the pills last?
15. A farmer has 17 sheep, all but 9 die. How many are left?
16. How many animals of each sex did moses take on the ark?
17. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5′10″ tall. What does he weigh?
18. How many two cent stamps are in a dozen?
19. What was the President’s name in 1950?
20. If a cow and a calf costs a dollar and a half, and the cow costs a dollar more than the calf, how much does the calf cost?
21. If a hen and a half, lays an egg and a half, in a day and a half, how many eggs does 7 hens lay in 9 days?

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