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The Ultimate Prank Guide

Published by Oo silver in Pranks
May 9th, 2007

A list of the most funniest pranks.

Ever wanted to pull the ultimate prank? I have (And did). I have created a list of all the pranks I have done in my past years.

Ketchup legs:

All you need is a couple packages of ketchup. Put the ketchup packages under the toilets rim, so that when someone sits down, the packages pop, and the person gets their legs covered in ketchup. (I advise you to do this in the girl’s bathroom, since they have to sit for everything, and boys….don’t get caught?).

Give calculators insomnia :

For this to work, your class must have a Newer TI graph calculator, or a calculator that has connecting port computer.

Most of the Newer TI Graphing calculators have ports to connect with computes. These ports have a symbol that looks something like l/0. When you plug the cord that hooks up to your computer into the l/0 port, the Calculator automatically turns on. What you do is take a normal piece of graphite (just break a normal pencil and take the lead) and stick it into the l/0 whole. The Calculator, thinking that it is hooked up to the computer, will not turn off. If you want to be really nasty, break off the lead to make removal impossible, forcing them to either have their Calculator on all the time or send in for a replacement.

Blow up peoples lockers:

Well, it’s not actually exploding the locker itself, but exploding the lock. You just have to fill the dial with expanding foam, you can buy the foam at hardware stores. You inject it into the lock, after a few minutes it expands and goes hard. Time it right and the lock will crack and literally explode, also make sure that there are no people in the way or the will get hurt or injured.

Another method is to inject it under the dial where possible, it will blow the dial off and they won’t be able to get the stuff out of their locker.

My favorite – Clean up on isle 6:

Buy a snickers bar, or a Butterfinger, it doesn’t matter. Melt it in the microwave, dump it in the middle of your schools hallway and leave a wet floor sign. It makes it look like some one took a dump their.

Poyt… I mean typo:

All you need is scissors. Go to your schools library, or any library at that. Pull out you handy pair of scissors and start plucking out the letters. After your finished taking them out, put them back on randomly, Enjoy.


While Your victim is asleep, Reset their alarm clock so it goes off around 2am or 3am. But instead of placing it back on the nightstand, hide it, so the victim will be off groggily hunting were the annoying sound is coming from.

Dude, you’re glowing!!!

Pour “Calumet” (the stuff in those glow sticks you see every Halloween) on someone then wake them and say, “Dude, you’re glowing” and watch them panic.

Attack of the clowns!

While your victim is asleep. Apply allot of white makeup on your face with dark eye shadow and a huge red circle. You can get as creative as you like with this. The more makeup the better. Then surprise you victim by waking him up while holding a light to your scary clown face! He or she will freak out!

Wake Up, You’re late!

Reset all the clocks in your house ahead two hours while your victim is sleeping. When he or she wakes up they will think they over slept and are two hours late for work or school.

Well, that’s all the pranks, Hope you like them, Cheers!

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  1. wazniz
    Posted May 9, 2007 at 8:02 pm

    Hey! cool article, im gonna try the exlpoding locker one, since my freind pissed me off yesterday

  2. Job for a cowboy
    Posted May 13, 2007 at 3:30 pm

    Nice dude, i liked the calculator one, please post more.

  3. Statix PL
    Posted May 14, 2007 at 8:04 am

    I guess their O.K. ,but i’ve seen better

  4. Anonymous
    Posted May 17, 2007 at 3:32 pm

    Dude these are sweet. I’m gonna try them out. On my MOM!!! =)

  5. Jalen C.
    Posted May 17, 2007 at 3:34 pm

    I sent that one with the smiley face at the end!

  6. converse switch
    Posted May 18, 2007 at 4:34 pm

    Right on dude, I tried the typo one and my teacher got soo mad the broke the keyboard, of course, she got fired.

  7. softspot
    Posted June 3, 2007 at 8:22 am

    WOOOO, frat party!!

  8. Buland
    Posted July 3, 2007 at 10:23 pm

    Nice man, I had a good time doing the attack of the clowns prank. My brother was so freaked up that he almost started crying. LMFAO

    Posted September 23, 2007 at 6:57 pm

    me my sisters and aut have been going around the house pranking each other. im so going to use the ketchup and alarm clock pranks. thanks for the ideas bye

  10. patrick
    Posted January 20, 2008 at 10:32 pm

    cool pranks dude I used the ketchup and my mom freaked post some more


  11. j,hjjhj
    Posted April 1, 2008 at 4:25 pm

    here’s one:
    record the sound of a train passing by. then at 3 am, creep into your victims room with a flashligh and the traiin sounds, then crank the train noise up to max, press play, wave the flashlight from side to side in front of they’re face and scream “TRAIN!!!!!!!”
    WARNING!!!!! do NOT do this prank if they have a heart problem!!!!

  12. Travis
    Posted April 1, 2008 at 4:45 pm

    that train one is funny cause is worked

  13. michael
    Posted May 31, 2008 at 2:58 pm

    your pranks rock!

  14. jason kane
    Posted June 22, 2008 at 11:25 pm

    mine are better

  15. Hunter Beekman
    Posted June 25, 2008 at 2:01 pm

    Y isn’t there 1 about putting chum all over da skool???!!!

  16. Hunter Beekman
    Posted June 25, 2008 at 2:03 pm

    or else flattening the skools tires

  17. Hunter Beekman
    Posted June 25, 2008 at 2:04 pm

    flattening the BUS’S tires

  18. Tallie
    Posted August 12, 2008 at 11:51 am

    OK…so you have to wait for the 4th of July for this one but it works….(i may remind you i didnt copy this off the ketchup one it just so happens to be similar) so all youu need is a box of those poppers little kids play with…you know the ones you throw on the ground…set some under the seat on the toilet then as you victim sits down to do their business he/she will get a popping surprise!! i tried it and it actaully worked!

  19. madboy142
    Posted September 9, 2008 at 2:28 am

    I done a mean prank i made my teacher wet her self

  20. madboy 142
    Posted September 9, 2008 at 2:50 pm

    I flattend peoples tires on there car it was funny as

  21. madboy142
    Posted September 10, 2008 at 6:53 pm


  22. job for a cowboy
    Posted September 10, 2008 at 6:59 pm

    i prank trick or treaters

  23. Tallie
    Posted September 10, 2008 at 7:02 pm

    I made hellen clark a gangster

  24. michael
    Posted September 10, 2008 at 7:05 pm



  25. i liked it, but
    Posted October 20, 2008 at 4:43 pm

    most of those were way too malicious. But still props

  26. Jack
    Posted November 3, 2008 at 11:50 pm

    Cool pranks dude.ya got da works but you shud think a little harder cos u r a real prank crazed maniac. LOL

  27. salem
    Posted November 9, 2008 at 7:38 am

    you should do more pranks and cooler!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  28. foxy
    Posted November 19, 2008 at 11:12 pm

    what r some pranks u could do to a house ??

  29. da maan
    Posted November 22, 2008 at 3:48 pm

    yo those pranks wur ill, u shuld rerally post sum more

  30. joelyn
    Posted December 17, 2008 at 3:48 pm

    ehh. They were okay. The locker thing is kinda messed up. Post moree.

  31. Bob Mcmurphy
    Posted December 20, 2008 at 6:07 pm

    Sweet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we want to try the locker thing when we are in middle school! plz post more!!!!!!!

  32. Bob Mcmurphy
    Posted December 21, 2008 at 11:45 am

    I am bob mcmurphy and i think your pranks are sweet!!!!
    ( just to let you know i hate you for saying to put ketchup in the girls bathroom) JUstto let u no i am a girl. FINE BE THAT WAY!!!!

  33. kelsey
    Posted January 10, 2009 at 8:21 pm


  34. Aaron St.john
    Posted January 24, 2009 at 1:17 am

    I think those pranks r alright but heres one put a chair over your victims head while there asleep then lite a pack of black cats the whole pack and watch them get scared adn hit there head on the chair lol i tried that.

  35. Phil Mckracken
    Posted March 21, 2009 at 3:21 pm

    Yeah, I read the comment about the poppers and the toilet thing, my sister; from what I heard, jumped and screamed. That’s the funny part. The bad part is is that some of the poppers popped on her leg and left welts.

  36. mystery
    Posted March 25, 2009 at 2:17 pm

    ive seen better… but ill try the catsup prank

  37. dr. greenthumb
    Posted June 6, 2009 at 3:24 pm

    clingfilm on toilet seat
    chocolate bar smeared on wall
    u can do many things with mayonaise lol
    ermm hiding behind a door an scareing every1 as soon as they wake up
    and my favourite pretend 2 be a zombie an scare ur little cousin or wateva lol

  38. Mike
    Posted June 14, 2009 at 3:36 pm

    wait were can u buy that stuff to explode lockers witch hardwear store???

  39. Posted October 24, 2009 at 6:26 pm

    heres one when a substitute teacher walkes in and intoduces him/herself organize a group to say, fresh meat

  40. mississippi boy
    Posted November 28, 2009 at 12:48 am

    These are preety cool but i cant do some of the more destructive pranks cause im scared of a bad schoolrecord but i will definatly use the and then take it further. I love messing with people.

  41. Posted March 23, 2010 at 8:42 pm

    im going to go to a sleep over and i need a really good one to do on my enemy…… kiley she is so rude i was thinking about putting salt on her tooth brush…… oooooh i just gave u an idea i dont care if anyone uses it ,
    LMFAO :)

    Posted April 1, 2010 at 5:21 am

    these are fine,
    but i enjoy these
    -put vasoline on your work phone pisses the managers off
    -instead of ketchup packets ive used hot sauce and chili seasoning packets (burns the privates)
    -putting lots of red koolaid in the tank of toilet so when they flush it looks like blood
    -better yet put koolaid in the showerheads same effect but dies their entire body with a coolerful tint

  43. Anonymous
    Posted November 20, 2010 at 10:24 pm

    i smell like poo. an so do youh :) haha lol

  44. Posted December 23, 2010 at 10:51 pm

    lmao!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahah so funny!!!!!

  45. Melinda
    Posted February 13, 2011 at 8:52 pm

    thats funny im currently doing a prank its

    since my brother doesnt kno my number i txted him and onpurposely act like it was a wrong number he ask wat my name was and i made up a name an age an email address.and photo he thinks im a person who liveas several states away when acually im across the hallway from his bedroom. he ask me out and i said sureit seems akward but its worth seeing his face when he finds out the truth.

  46. Posted July 20, 2012 at 10:17 pm

    Clean up on isle 6 love I did the clown b4 I red this didn\\\’t work after u worked it magic

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