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Top 21 Ways to Annoy a McDonald’s Cashier
Published by Wes in Pranks
December 6, 2007
Only the best ways to annoy our friends at the Golden Arches.
- Stand at the counter and ask for everything that they give out free (including smiles)
- Keep walking back and forth suspiciously and taking straws, 10 at a time
- Put “out of order” signs on all their cashes
- Change your mind whenever your total is given to you
- Take a chair and sit at the counter to eat
- Only ask for ketchup. Do this at least 10 times.
- Make an “important” phone call while you’re ordering. If they ask you any questions tell them to be quiet.
- Demand to get the smallest super-size meal they have
- Throw ketchup packets at them from a distance. If they kick you out stare at them through the window and make faces.
- Bring your own food and them to heat it up for you
- Quietly ask them if it’s poisonous to eat the urinal cakes
- After you say each item say, “Can you hear me now? Good!”
- Play your mp3 player really loud and start yelling “I can’t hear you” whenever they say something
- Ask for help about how to use the toilet
- Ask them to give you a tour of the restaurant
- Tell them all your problems in life instead of ordering
- Ask for fresh ice in your drink
- Ask them a bunch of technical questions (ex. “What temperature do you cook your fries at?”).
- Pick things up off the ground and ask if you can have “3 of these”
- As if they give free refills. If they do ask for a refill on your nuggets.
- Pay in Japanese currency
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Urinal cakes, that is a good one. Great article, you always make me laugh. LOL
Omg, this is funny, but so cruel
Especially to the newbies like me
omg these are sooo good but i already did half of them so update,i’d love to hear more ideas!!!
honestly they are all funny but the best way to annoy them is skateboard in the parking lot..that seems to piss them off
lol at u cj u hav wayyy 2 much time if u read the article and then write like 15 lines complaining when theyre not gonna take it off r they?
I want to film you doing it and put it on youtube
if anybody tries this on me, i swear to god…
it was hysterical
Well Funnui
well done.
X_X
If someone tries this on me, I’m going to throw something at them.
Hehe, the people I served today were annoying enough as is! One family sent their 7 year old to ask me to wipe their table, which was pefectly clean, again. Then they put napkins all over their tables before their \”precious children\” could eat the grease soaked food without germs. I wanted to tell them the person who makes the fries doesn\’t wear gloves but that would have killed the mother.
You bastards, I’ve had a few of those pulled on me. Just FYI, if you piss us off, we DO spit in/drop your food.
lmao.. the changing order after the total is annoying, especially if they want something taken out =/ but the others are okay, kind of, lmao.. but the easiest way is to just come back after the order and go UH I DIDNT ASK FOR THIS or when we give it to you, start going “where’s my (thing you never ordered)!?”
Lol these are so funnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. I couldn’t stop laughing……
LOL 2 phunnie i have done all of these and whenever i do i make sure this 1 guy iz working so i really pist him off, and now whenever he sees me he just kicks me out!!!!!!!
or you can form a car with 4 people and pretend one of them is driving and walk thru the drive through insisting that your driving(: