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Top Five Whacky Things That People Say When Irritated
I found these funny at the time…
Random statements that shows people’s creativity:
- “I’ll kick you so hard that your brains will fly out.” (Classic)
- “You think you are smart? I think my elbows are smarter than you.” (My little brother can do better than that)
- “What’s that sound? Ah…it’s the sound of “me not listening to you”. Shut up!” (Always useful when in an argument)
- “How’s the bitch treating you?” “It’s a male dog, silly” “I wasn’t talking to you, I was asking the dog” (Lame, but still works)
- “Wait a minute, I know what you are at. Is this about the time when I stole your pencil at grade four? Grow up for Heaven’s sake! Heyy, I’ve got lots of friends too. Check my contact list – 1234234256567! I literally rock the virtual world. Oh, did I forget to tell you, I’ve never met even one of them in real life….um..guess I should shut up now..” (Inspired me to make a cartoon strip out of it)
Cheers,
Kaavs
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Interesting.
I’ve NEVER heard any of these but the last one does seem oddly smile producing. There are so many weirdo on the internet and social networking sites who have this competition as to how many friends they had. I know people who only make friends on the internet (these are mostly my cousin’s friends who use this site called Orkut or something) and they have like 3000 friends or some hideousness and I’m just like what the hell, you don’t even know them!
These are whacky, all right!
A funny read, Kaavs.
Very funny! You can’t beat a good put-down!
Ha, I’ll have to remember the one with the dog. Very funny, cheers.
Interesting, I never heard of those
haha, I thought this was hillarious. Way to make my day mate!