A half hour later a police officer walks into the bar.”Who’s dog is out side?” he asks.

The redneck turns around, “It’s mine officer, is there a problem?” asks the redneck.

“Your dog is in heat” Say’s the officer

“No she’s not, I tied her up under a tree.” Redneck says

“No, your dog want to mate” Says the officer

“She she doesn’t, fed her beef jerky earlier” Say’s the redneck.

“Your dog wants to have sex!” Yelled the officer

After a long pause the Redneck turns his attention back to his beer.

“If you want to go head, I’ve alway’s wanted a police dog.” Redneck

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