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10 Reasons Why Pretty Women Should Date Ugly Men

Published by Angelita DeBois in Relationship
May 11th, 2008

If you’re too sexy but still alone, look no further than an ugly man. Ten very good reasons why you should date an ugly man.

If you are one of the beautiful people but always find yourself alone, there may be a reason for it. You’ve been telling yourself for years that the reason you still aren’t in a relationship is because you are just too good looking. Your good looks are too much for someone to handle. I’m here to tell you that you are absolutely right. You are too good looking to date other good looking people: but you are primed to date ugly guys. Here are ten reasons why a gorgeous woman like you should date an ugly man:

He would never cheat on you

If you date an ugly man, he will be so happy that the thought of cheating on you would never occur to him. He would rather cut off his own arm with a rusty chainsaw then ever look at another woman again. He’s already bagged the perfect woman! Cheating is for people who are pretty. Your ugly man will never be unhappy; why should he? He’s got you, babe!

There are a lot of ugly men.

They’re everywhere. Ugly men outnumber gorgeous women at least a thousand to one. You will have your pick of the most eligible ugly guys. You can even have a bevy of un-handsome honeys at your beck and call; one unattractive guy for every day of the week. What could be better?

The ugliest man in the room is usually the richest man in the room.

Show me a good looking man and I’ll show you a dead broke man. Ugly men have money. They have been saving up their pennies for the day you come to your senses and recognize that they exist. On that glorious day, they will shower you with expensive gifts, trips, and negotiable bonds. Financial security is just one ugly man away.

Ugly men are sexual gods!

When you deal with an ugly man, he will do anything to please you, especially in the bedroom. He has been practicing alone for years and he is now more than ready to give you his all. He will have little to no experience but what he lacks in finesse he will make up with lots of enthusiasm. He wouldn’t want an enthusiastic, unselfish lover? Just make sure you keep the lights off.

He’ll do anything you say

If you are the type of woman that needs a man to listen and obey; then an ugly man is just what you need. Ugly men have been bossed around their entire life so they will welcome your sexy direction. Actually, if you don’t boss them around, they’ll be unhappy. You don’t want your ugly man unhappy, do you?

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  1. Mary
    Posted May 12, 2008 at 5:56 pm

    Ugly men are sexual gods – Ugly men are useless, fumbling virgins with no clue.

  2. Chuckles
    Posted May 12, 2008 at 9:39 pm

    This was a generally entertaining read. Good stuff.

  3. theauthour
    Posted May 13, 2008 at 6:15 am

    thank you for your comment. be sure to read my next article on the benefits of dating a hideous woman; followed by an in depth review of dating the obese. My life is dedicating to true love.

  4. marsmann
    Posted May 13, 2008 at 11:07 am

    This article doesn’t read well. How do you determin an ugly person?
    Once you’re with that person, how do you come clean by telling them you’re only with them because their ugly? (and don’t say you wouldn’t tell them, honesty is part of love). Who is this article really aimed at? But most importantly, who’s going to regard themselves as ugly? My advice to anyone that is successful in life, but considers themselves as ugly – watch out for the money hungry!

  5. Sunnycagirl
    Posted May 13, 2008 at 1:08 pm

    It has nothing to do with looks, no one is perfect. And even those who are considered to be less attractive can be jerks too, there are no garauntees. In fact, assuming that someone is going to be a great person to you, simply because you do not find them very appealing is not only superficial, but incorrect. And actually an ugly guy is more apt to cheat, because he will suddenly have the attention of other pretty girls who wonder what he’s got that keeps you interested. This article benefits ugly guys, and makes women sound like goldiggers, that is one person’s perception as it pertains to them. Attractive women need to realize that other people’s intimidation is not their fault. Looks arent everything, so work on you as a person. Choose who you want to be with and not what others dicate, and you will find the beauty in anyone.

  6. deimos
    Posted May 14, 2008 at 10:59 am

    are you trying to crack some intellectual, feel-good sophistry? what on god’s green earth are you trying to say with

    “Attractive women need to realize that other people’s intimidation is not their fault. Looks arent everything …”

    the whole purpose of this article was to *give* attractive women a viable option, even if posed in a satirical manner. maybe this type of pairing was so psychologically offensive you had to write a bunch of superficial crap. lets juxtapose two statements, shall we missy?

    “This article benefits ugly guys”

    and this

    “Choose who you want to be with and not what others dicate, and you will find the beauty in anyone.”

    one thing i don’t find beautiful, is an idecisive woman who leads guys on, comments on account of very insecure needs, self alludes to underlying complexes, and ultimately makes a bloody fool of herself.

  7. theauthor
    Posted May 14, 2008 at 11:23 am

    to: deimos
    from: theauthor

    yo mama.

    thanks for the comment!

  8. Sunnycagirl
    Posted May 15, 2008 at 8:18 am

    Sorry deimos, but no one here speaks fugly.
    Please have the following words translated for yourself so that you will finally understand:
    Your admission to your affliction of chronic and severe ugliness inside and out, is ACCEPTED! So there is no need to continue trying to convince anyone further, with your rant. Here’s hoping that you get the help that you need and deserve.
    Good Luck to you!

  9. Viola King
    Posted May 24, 2008 at 8:55 pm

    Great article…but is “ugly man” always synonymous with “loser”? Maybe he’s an ugly stud! Who knows…

  10. Funny
    Posted June 5, 2008 at 4:20 pm

    While I’ll admit the article is funny, I also have to admit its funny probably not in a way you intended.

    The “Ugliest” people I’ve ever known were actually visually very pretty. Your article is pretty much confirmation that Pretty Women make horrible mates because they’re so very Ugly on the inside.

  11. Lala
    Posted July 17, 2008 at 10:03 am

    This was hilarious.

  12. cuteguy
    Posted July 20, 2008 at 1:01 am

    u realllllllllllly so stupid people,all the people are same nice or ugly,they will grave u all one day,sleep with any one ,ugly or nice,one day u have to leave him,and he will leave u

  13. blackoutt
    Posted August 9, 2008 at 7:27 pm

    O.o i’m like most of those omg! its an ugly test..god damn it lol good work

  14. Scarlett Donnely
    Posted August 31, 2008 at 11:38 pm

    muahaha…Just to let everyone know I am not a bimbo…but I have dated an ugly guy before…they really do come in handy when your computer breaks! and the best part is they will still fix it when you tell them that they are pathetic 25 year old virgins that still live with their moms and THAT is why your broke up with them!
    This article was hilarious…I loved it really, really good work!

  15. puneet
    Posted September 9, 2008 at 5:01 am

    the author..
    amazing insight into male psychology…nd yes…the self created belief of being ugly..does lead to complete absence of pride in ur appearance, which can make smeone so human…

    nd m floored by the conclusion…its just about appreciating smeone other than oneself!!.

  16. theauthor
    Posted October 24, 2008 at 6:35 pm

    to CoryReece:

    ouch! this is satire or where you too blinded by the antics of your girlfriend to notice?

    p.s. I’ll let Paris know you said Hi.

  17. Heart Stone
    Posted October 25, 2008 at 10:10 am

    Hmnn– I read your second one first before this. Anyway, it doesn’t matter though. What good is it to date someone so ugly and someone so sharp? What matter most is the heart and your chemistry to be together.

    What if you date an ugly and your heart isn’t there? what if you date a gorgeous guy but your not into it? Same thing, actually.

    It’s more adventurous if the guy is hot. Thrilling and exciting.

    Anyway, nice read.

  18. james
    Posted November 7, 2008 at 12:08 am

    Very good article.

  19. PhantomPhanatic
    Posted November 9, 2008 at 10:13 am

    Yeah no offense, but that is extremely calculating and conceited. Just FYI. It’s funny though, but you got any advice for hot men who should date ugly girls? And p.s. ugliness is in the eye of the beholder.

  20. Posted November 9, 2008 at 1:20 pm


    I wrote just such an article – http://www.purpleslinky.com/Jokes/Relationship/10-Very-Good-Reasons-to-Date-an-Ugly-Chick.124226


    P.S. FYI — this article is a tongue in cheek expose, not a genuine treatise on what i think. people aren’t interested so much in bubblegum, feel good crap…SNARK RULES!!!

  21. Posted November 14, 2008 at 4:24 pm

    in response to “h”:

    Sir, your grammar is ugly. This is not a TRUE article; it’s meant to be a tongue in cheek joke. If you look at rich men (Donald Trump, Bill Gates) and their wives, you might notice the irony of a dork marrying a really hot chick. My article was a play on that: meant to be just funny.

    P.S. I’m not ugly, I’m HIDEOUS!!! But I have a trunkful of MOOLA so I date really HOT guys every NIGHT, sometimes I double date with myself!

  22. right
    Posted November 15, 2008 at 12:59 pm

    so u would rather do it with a moola then an ugly man…. your veg might snap in your veg :D also your sure seem to know a lot about ugly men, u must hav a lot of experience…..

    P.S. i feel sorry for the Moola poor vegetables

  23. Nuts about my guy!
    Posted November 27, 2008 at 6:00 am

    I hope this doesn’t come across conceited but I’m a very pretty, in shape woman in my mid-thirties and I’m dating a short, overweight, balding man. I have to say, he’s absolutely incredible! Sex with him is the best of my entire life…truly mind-blowing. He treats me like gold and I’m happier than I’ve ever been. When I first met him, I thought he was just an average guy about my age and nothing special beyond nice, casual conversation. Later on that evening, we happened to lock eyes and we were suddenly the only two people in a room full of others. It was one of those “time stood still” moments. The first kiss was pure, smoking hot magic. An added bonus – I found out much later on that he’s ten years younger than me…so I have a “toyboy” to boot! IMHO, it all boils down to chemistry, not looks.

  24. Jackass
    Posted December 11, 2008 at 2:38 pm

    Ugly men are actually stronger than Chuck Norris!
    Fugly men are also very very intelligent smarter than einstein!
    They are Billionaires! Everybody doesnt despise their looks.
    Even zombies are jealous of their looks!
    (Sarcasm involved)

  25. Sweden girl
    Posted December 15, 2008 at 5:20 am

    haha nice! really funny, I love it!!!

  26. Aaron Willis
    Posted January 20, 2009 at 3:40 am

    What the hell? I sincerely hope this was a joke. Granted, many guys use women, but not all. And you shouldn’t be saying that women should do the same. Telling people it’s OK to cheat because a guy has low self-esteem is just wrong. I hope you’re an ugly woman. I’m sure there’s a million good looking guys that’d NEVER look at you in the first place.

  27. Posted January 20, 2009 at 9:09 am

    It still amazes me that people are so self-righteous (see previous comment). don’t they notice that this “article” is listed under satire? they are so busy condemning the author with personal attacks they don’t stop to read more or to analyze what I’m trying to say: this article is satire of all the b.s. advice we have been bombarded with over the years on how to get a “perfect” mate. i wish some people would try to take their thumbs out of their asses before they criticize brilliant writing. A pox on you Aaron Willis!

  28. amuzed
    Posted January 29, 2009 at 10:54 pm

    Omg! Some people need to relax. The “benefits” of dating an ugly man was very entertaining.

  29. magic
    Posted February 5, 2009 at 9:06 am

    The lack of sense of humour around here is really shocking!
    Humour is the most civilised way to say truths.
    Congratulations to the author: ironic, satirical, amusing, apparently shallow but profound…

  30. mimi
    Posted February 8, 2009 at 4:30 pm

    This is absolutely hilarious LOL

    This part in particular:

    “You can curse out his beloved mother, spit in his face and/or max out his credit card-it doesn’t matter to your ugly man. Any sin can be forgiven in his loving yet ugly eyes. Remember; you’re gorgeous!”

    Very funny, kudos!

  31. liza
    Posted February 8, 2009 at 10:40 pm

    this was great. i was laughing the whole time

  32. christina
    Posted February 8, 2009 at 11:50 pm

    This was hilarious! I look forward to your review of dating the obese;)

  33. Meg
    Posted March 6, 2009 at 1:42 pm

    hahah this is funny..but the truth is ugly men cling to you like some type of fungus. And will drive you insane if you try to leave then…ugly men are annoying and ya haha but very funny read

  34. Christine
    Posted March 6, 2009 at 5:23 pm

    To the author.

    I hope you feel good about yourself with a clear conscience.

    My friend I tried to help overcome his low self esteem shot himself in the head after reading an article similiar to yours that made fun of unattractive people when dating.

  35. Posted March 12, 2009 at 1:22 pm

    Dear Christine,

    I’m sorry about your friend. Your friend was suffering from mental illness and needed professional help. I feel you want to blame someone; maybe you should try looking in the mirror. The fact is, I didn’t know your friend; you did. If I knew a friend was suffering from depression, I wouldn’t look for scapegoats; I’d look for the help they need in order to get them well. Snarky articles didn’t make your friend kill themselves; a lifetime of asking for help and not getting it did. As a friend, you should have seen the signs and been woman enough to step up and do something. It’s you who’ll have to live with what you didn’t do for the rest of your life.

  36. Sally
    Posted March 20, 2009 at 1:10 pm

    Funny, twisted and of course true as far as I can see. I know I will relate to the ugly girl and get my pride jerked a bit.

    If some guy himself in the head over this bit of humor, I’m sure he had more issues than being considered ugly. That person writing failed to say if he was ugly or shot himself because he felt the abys of/for ugly men?

  37. pretty in pink
    Posted April 6, 2009 at 11:34 pm

    When I read this article, the ugly funny looking guy whom
    never seems to give up on me popped right in my
    head! Wow this article is so accurate!
    “I should know this”
    except the part about the breakup,
    ugly guys tend to get uglier when you turn them down, they
    start “stalking” you, and it’s not pretty at all!

    Thanks author!

    Have an extraordinary week!

  38. koetje
    Posted April 9, 2009 at 12:24 pm

    you know.. it’s funny because it’s true! Omg I laughed so hard reading this article, I just can’t understand who could be so heartless as to come up with such an article, it’s fascinating!

  39. az
    Posted April 19, 2009 at 9:05 am


  40. True Beauty
    Posted May 5, 2009 at 8:32 pm

    Everything thats written here is sooooooooo true im dating a extremely tall UgLy looking man but he does everything for me even when i show him no respect he’s so understanding but i hate when we go places together he likes to hold my hand and im SOooooooooooooooooo ashamed of him and he keeps hugging me in public damn i hate it but he pays for everything for me goes everytime i think of him i feel like vomiting knowing i have to see him again It really pays to be rich but THIS ARTICLE ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!

  41. Balkan Casanova
    Posted May 28, 2009 at 5:41 am

    If u r an ugly man…try a little diferent tactic. Reverse your behavior and you will have beauty chasing the beast. Women´s self confidence is lover than apsolute zero. Olny thing better than a beautyfull women is beautifull women in tears…
    Try it sometime :) )

  42. justina
    Posted June 10, 2009 at 9:38 am

    wow..u wrote such a nice article…keep it upso tat u can help beautiful girls like me

  43. Prateek
    Posted July 3, 2009 at 2:21 pm

    Well i don\\\’t completely agree……….well the sexiest thing that a Ugly guy can have is self confidence………beutiful woman are always done on it.And yes if u know the science of seduction u can always date incredible hot woman despite ur looks.It\\\’s all abt sneaking inti their psychologies.Try giving ross jeffries a chance (www.speedseduction.com)

  44. Vergon
    Posted July 6, 2009 at 7:44 pm

    Ugly, guys are usually “Pndejos” unsecured of themselves, that’s one of the reasons some women, manipulate them and make them spend a lot of money on them. Smart guy just pretend to be “Pendejos” but they are not. They just be sincere even if they don’t mean to be sincere.

  45. ugly man
    Posted July 14, 2009 at 5:11 am

    You said that ugly men “will never cheat on you” and such? You’re so wrong about that one, hun. FYI, i’m an ugly guy, and we never say “no” to pretty women. So if an ugly man is dating a pretty women, and another pretty women comes along and wants to have sex with that man, he’ll say “yes” in a heart beat (i know i would). – Max

  46. Grace Kelly
    Posted July 28, 2009 at 9:47 am

    I think it’s amusing that people jumped down your throat for this article meanwhile you disclosed at the article’s end:

    “This list is satire and should be seen as a humorous take on the kind of woman who thinks the reason they haven’t found true love has to do with their outward appearance. No one is perfect; every one of us has faults. In a relationship, a person needs to be able to appreciate someone other than themselves. You can’t do that if you’re stuck in a mirror.”

  47. M.
    Posted September 8, 2009 at 4:12 pm

    Thanks for this article. Funny things make people feel better and I loved your sense of humor.

  48. snow
    Posted October 8, 2009 at 6:35 am

    That was hilareous, thanks!

  49. Mike Gie
    Posted February 18, 2010 at 6:50 am

    people cant take a joke this days
    this article actually has some truth to it
    we live in a jungle ladies and gentleman
    the lioness always goes after the alpha male
    you can be the ugliest guy in the world and date
    the most beautiful woman in the universe all you need
    is confidence try not to censor yourself don’t be afraid to be flirty
    or approach a woman they don’t bite who knows you might get
    somewhere most man are afraid to approach a girl cause they
    fear rejection don’t be that guy be brave and bold
    be honest and never lose your self esteem even if rejected
    and perhaps the most important of all have a great sense of humor it will defenetly get you far well that is all i have for you ugly guys out there (joke) wish you all luck peaceeee!

  50. Randi
    Posted March 3, 2010 at 1:59 am

    i like this article and it is so true. I dated a successful unattractive man because i was Hot but shy my entire life until I received a 9 1/2 in ch scar trying to rescue my dumb MD fiancee who ended up fine, but I ended up mamed…Anyway the ugly guy spoiled me, kissed my scar, was able to comb 4 times in a row, I mean just minutes apart here…I was a late bloomer then 35 and I never knew sex could be like that. Everyday at lunch he would call or tex me and when we spoke he would say he was gonna give it to me again and man did he ever… Wish I never dumped him

  51. Rellu
    Posted March 8, 2010 at 1:20 pm

    Wow, that was so true :O
    I’m an ugly man and that is 100% true!

  52. Posted March 16, 2010 at 6:56 am

    Girls go for guys that are not so attractive because girls know they can get any good looking guy if they are good looking too. So they go for ugly men.

  53. Posted March 19, 2010 at 8:52 pm

    I’ve been called sexy and ugly before but the fact is if women do want to be judged for all the wrong reason do judge others by them. http://Www.myspace.com/stevenlkelley

  54. Nichelle
    Posted March 24, 2010 at 1:13 pm

    Thank god it’s a satire because I was thinking, “this writer is a heartless BASTID! :D

  55. Posted April 9, 2010 at 3:03 pm


  56. curlgrl
    Posted May 1, 2010 at 2:45 pm

    probably written by an ugly guy encouraging pretty women to date him lol

  57. Posted May 27, 2010 at 4:02 pm

    i think we should date hot men may 27 5:15 pm lisa

  58. Cynthia
    Posted June 23, 2010 at 8:41 pm

    i came across this with a light sense of humor, and actually found it funny!!!
    now as i scrolled down what i noticed asmore ugly was the comments some people left that had taken this article so seriously. obviously it was intended to be humorous. but i guess now i can see why they got offened, maybe they felt they were the ones being described in a negative light.

    kudos to the author on the humor, it made me laugh!

  59. Posted August 16, 2010 at 4:28 am

    hmm very interesting article, and insanely funny.
    I am 23 years old women, with a 115 pound body and blond hair. i get told im attractive all the time. My boyfriend with whom i have been dating since i was 19 is a little bit chubby, and not what every girl would consider gorgeous. He has me constantly laughing, and smiling. We live in ny and its not cheap, but he works his ass off to make sure we have a good life. I am 110% in love with him. He takes care of me, he appreciates me, he treats me like every girl wants to be treated, and i could not ask for more. Ive dated very attractive guys in the past,but they seemed to be guys with a ego to big and a dick too small. haha. This world is just so damn shallow. One question i wish to be answered is what makes us find someone to be attractive? Why do our human minds build such an ego for certain physical characteristics in another human being? I dont know about everyone else, but i connect to hearts and not the outer appearances of people . Thank you for such a funny and amusing post author.

  60. Guest
    Posted November 1, 2010 at 10:49 am

    NO MORE LOVE !!!

  61. silly girl
    Posted December 7, 2010 at 6:38 pm

    I am actually kind of attracted to some ugly guys, I’m not a fine 10 though but ugly man who just commented on this needs to hit me up lol

  62. Jen
    Posted February 2, 2011 at 9:21 am

    I would rather NEVER be married than marry a plain or ugly man.I think women get insecure so they settle for plain or ugly men.Ulgy men cheat more than any men because they are always trying to prove they are attractive.but to no avail so they keep cheating.Many gorgeous men want more depth and to not be treated like an object so they will want to test you first to see if you are willing to communicate first iinstead of just wanting sex.My eyes are attached to my stomach so don’t ruin my appetite!

  63. Guido
    Posted February 8, 2011 at 5:41 am

    I am ugly as Hell.

    My wife is a knockout.

    She makes the money as a buyer for a global conglomerate.

    I take care of the house and kids.

    The sex is totally amazing.

    We met at a trade show when I punched some drunk guy that was bothering her at the bar. He beat my ass but I got the girl.

    I would never cheat on her, because I love her, I would lose her and my kids, i would lose my wealthy lifestyle, and I could never do as good as her.

    I love her so much.

    life is good.

  64. Michelle
    Posted February 11, 2011 at 2:07 pm

    I am one of those beautifuls girls who married an ugly man, 14 years strong now! If you are a pretty girl you know that most guys are intimidated by you and will never approach you. My hubby and I started off as friends, it is a true relationship based on being friends first. He told me that he never thought he would have a chance in a million years to date me so he had nothing to hide, or make up to try and impress me. When someone is so truely honest and open with you-you cannot help but fall madly in love with them! We have actually had p[eople approach us when we were out and make comments like “what are you doing with him, and how did he land you”. I always simply reply, “I know he’s way out of my league, but I sure am glad he came down to my level!” It makes him feel great about himself and throws people off. After all, he is one of the most beautiful people I have ever met!

  65. Dust in the wind
    Posted March 2, 2011 at 6:21 pm

    Interesting for sure…

    Well lets see woman… I was once okay… Not hot than I became hot and got lots of pretty girls. Once no one handed me numbers and then suddenly at a certain age I started to look really good. Weird how blessings apply in life at certain stages. Than with stress/marriage (ON NO!!) and having some of the prettiest kids on the planet too ruined me/blessed me. From once handed phone numbers and becoming COOL in clubs to being called vanity names I experienced all sides.

    God made people in his image and I believe we reap what we sow through the generations and we are given different gifts and journeys based on Gods will & our suffering brings us closer to God. Like a judge that will be judged 1st as written in scripture so will those given vanity gifts who misuse them and
    the other way around too. One person may be ugly now but have a talent unmatched in some other area. We are not to judge as it is written but we are faulty so pride gets the better of us. Vanity has become IDOL WORSHIP!! If you have it .. people like DOLLY PARDON treat other people good. Use it for GODS purpose and your reward will be great. Turn against GOD and your beautify will be UGLIER in the end than in none attract guy in the world who may posses other qualities that far surpass VANITY. Be good in your hearts. Remember to LOVE UNCONDITIONALLY . PRIDE becomes before a fall. Elvis was HOT!! But LOVE was the down fall. His beauty was his spirit and his inner beauty. Bless you woman and have a lovely day.

    Dust in the wind

  66. Heartbroken Idiot
    Posted May 13, 2011 at 4:22 pm

    Hi, very interesting article.. I actually found it, cause I googlesearched: would you date an ugly man?.. Why? Because I am one of them. And yes, this should be satire but I am shocked how much ot this is true when it comes down to the description of how an ugly man sees a beautiful woman, who’s dating him. at least in my case. Short story: I only had one “almost” girlfriend in my whole life. The background of how i met her is too complicated to sum up in a few words, anyway.. we spent a lot of time together and I totally fell for her.. given her all my heart, did all the cheesy things. From giving her flowers to writing poems and so on.. and yeah, I even would have given my life for her. Just like in the article.. Well, it ended badly for me.. and you know what? f**k it! Till now I wasn’t shure, if she ever felt anything for me. Then I read this.. And now it seems like it’s true. Beautiful women are full of themselves with no “real” feelings, and ugly men who think they have a heart, are nothing but poor fools who just were rejected by nature without realising it.. Yes! It’s a beautfiul world.. thanks for the article

  67. Posted June 13, 2011 at 7:39 am

    Fyi ur da bomb n vry creative.i luv ur piece

    Posted June 14, 2011 at 12:03 pm


  69. Julie
    Posted June 23, 2011 at 12:17 pm

    Hey \”JACQUES\” (there are two of you?) I don\’t speak ugly so I didn\’t really understood what you were saying but please, stop writing in all caps! This is \’satire\’. Sa-ti-re. Get it? As for the ugly guys blessed with unfortunate genetics (boy, ugly guys are easy to get riled up huh?) remember that Karma will bite you and your kins in the ass if you disagree or ague with this. Always remember that. Remember that negativity bring negative results. That \’may\’ explain some of your social interaction and why girls snicker when they see you. Just a guess. Drop the \”Woe is me\” attitude because you\’re ugly. We already noticed?

    Excellent satire author.

  70. C'mon man
    Posted July 21, 2011 at 5:47 pm

    Well, if you search the prisons of the world, they are loaded with violoent fleons that have caught women cheating and maxing out their credit cards The inability of people to trust one another is the reason for dysfunction in homes, business, and organizations.
    It would be funnier if you did a 10 positives on clubbing baby seals or the 10 positives of hangin with Michael Vick at the dog fight, or the 10 positives of bleeding 4 days a month and not dying.

  71. +1 for brains
    Posted October 18, 2011 at 3:08 am

    This is for Julie for her ingenious commet to Jaques post…

    correct me if I am wrong, but you must be pretty to make such a statement. 2 Reasons: First your display for being not too smart: “Jaques” doesn’t mean more than one Jack. It’s simply the French version of it. Second: your “be positive then positive will come” attitude. You just have no idea, do you? That may actually work for most people. But then there are the ones who are the extremes. When you are an 11 on an ugly scale that only goes to 10. So Julie, enjoy your “pretty” Life but try to think next time when you’re giving somone fairy tale advice, who lives in the real world. Thanks!

  72. anna
    Posted December 20, 2011 at 10:55 pm

    If a gorgeous woman make kids with an ugly man their kids could be ugly which means she had ruined her good genes.

  73. Just my 2 cents
    Posted December 28, 2011 at 10:17 am

    Totally agree with “anna”. Genetically, you screw up your genes.

    Do remember as the woman grows older, she gets uglier. The ugly husband (as well as the handsome one) will go for a prettier one and the woman lands up with a screwed gene.

    Posted August 1, 2012 at 3:28 pm

    the ugly look is now taking over, and many women today are going for VERY UGLY GUYS, ESPECIALLY if they have a lot of money. then again, many women cannot like a man for himself, SUCH FILTHY WHORES.

  75. jade
    Posted August 12, 2012 at 1:41 pm

    This artical was funny but not always true.

    Maybe if you date an ugly ‘loser’ of a guy that doesn’t have money or looks etc this is true

    But the ugly wealthy, high status or succesful man i have found treated me worse! heard of a thing called short man syndrome, well guess it’s true for ugly men also. Theyre so insecure that theyre angry at the world and most people.

    I had a very hard time with my ex, who was constantly jelous, angry, dictating man and think because theyre alot more intelligent and have money that they can treat girls like crap- because there is no shortage for other georgous girls who will e with them.

    Also they can seem crazy because they don’t have normal social skills or an understanding of whats acceptable.

    I’ll admit to being a good looking women, but am not a gold digger in any sense.

    Alot of these rich ugly guys can’t dress to save themselves but i thought naturally that personality was more important and felt to begin with he was a nice caring generous person.

    Ladies, BEWARE! take an average/good looking guy who is normal, balanced even if a little primal or low in the cash department.

    Adleast you know where you stand


  76. JAY SAYS
    Posted October 10, 2012 at 6:55 pm

    many women these days take advantage of men with a lot of money, ugly or not.

  77. Brian Flannagan
    Posted December 24, 2012 at 9:40 pm

    My psychology professor always told me it was a self-esteem issue. Girls don’t want to constantly be worried about competition. With a good looking guy, you really don’t have the leverage you need. This article is a joke but in some ways quite serious. You always need to look beyond the cover of a book, but there are lots of people that judge your looks. We are evolutionary programmed to do so.

  78. Posted January 6, 2013 at 5:39 am

    I do not agree with everything in this article, however, I can partially agree that most unattractive men do tend to have more money save, but it’s not because their unattractive, I think it’s more so they were smart with saving.

    Everything else in this article is not accurate.

    If you are seeking love you will not find it in unattractive men, love comes when it is ready for you and you are ready for it.

    Dating someone because they will always be there and take care of you etc is not love, that’s opportunity. Beautiful women do not need opportunity, they need real love so the beauty can continue to resonate!

  79. Posted January 6, 2013 at 5:39 am

    I do not agree with everything in this article, however, I can partially agree that most unattractive men do tend to have more money save, but it’s not because their unattractive, I think it’s more so they were smart with saving.

    Everything else in this article is not accurate.

    If you are seeking love you will not find it in unattractive men, love comes when it is ready for you and you are ready for it.

    Dating someone because they will always be there and take care of you etc is not love, that’s opportunity. Beautiful women do not need opportunity, they need real love so the beauty can continue to resonate!

  80. Bill
    Posted February 20, 2013 at 2:16 pm

    women nowadays do like men with a very large bank account, ugly or not.

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