10 Signs That Your Girlfriend Doesn’t Love You

You’ve had a steady girlfriend for awhile. However, there are signs that show she no longer loves you. Here are ten signs to watch for:

1. Your girlfriend no longer wants to be kissed on the lips. Instead, she’ll settle for a handshake.
2. Your girlfriend yawns whenever you tell a joke. At best, she fakes a laugh and looks away.
3. Your girlfriend suggests that you go on a long vacation without her.
4. Your girlfriend starts commenting on how many attractive guys she has been meeting lately.
5. Your girlfriend does not invite you to her birthday bash.
6. Your girlfriend starts throwing hints that the romance has turned sour.  For example, she  slams the door in your face every chance she gets.
7. Your girlfriend tells you never to take your clothes off in her presence.
8. Your girlfriend pencils you in for a future date in the year 2012.
9. Your girlfriend washes her hands every time you touch her. She then sprays the room with Lysol.
10. Your girlfriend suggests that you go out with an inflatable doll instead of her.

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