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10 Things Not to Say to Your Wife

Published by Rayzorblades in Relationship
May 19, 2009

A fun numbered list of things not to say to your wife.

  1. Do you have a picture of your sister?
  2. When did you gain so much weight?
  3. Are you sure this isn’t your underwear?
  4. Yea, you could have bigger boobs, why?
  5. Why would I do the dish’s, we already had sex.
  6. My mom’s meatloaf is better
  7. No, it’s not the dress that makes you look fat
  8. That time of the month already? I’ll get the bomb shelter ready.
  9. Take you somewhere nice? But we just went to the Sizzler last week
  10. My ex-wife didn’t do it like that.

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