Note: “them” usually refers to the person you are trying to hook up with

1. Write “call me” and your phone number on a piece of paper. Put it on the floor and tell the person you are trying to hook up with that why dropped a piece of paper.

2. Stare intently at someone and lick an object seductively, and tell them that’s what you want to do.

3. Continuously wink at a person. Then tell them they are too good looking to be looked at

4. Ask them if they want to run for president, because you want to put your ballot in their slot.

5. Pretend you’ve lost your dog and ask them if they can help you.

6. Ask them if they want a ride home, then pretend to run out of gas.

7. Ask a Friend to push them into you

8. Set up something so that they spill their food/ drink on you

9. Start a chain letter and leave you email and phone number at the bottom

10. Book a huge billboard, and write on it “You’re hot, Call ME (phone number)”

11. Write your name and particulars on some fliers and post them around town

12. Try to do a group meeting but make sure all the others don’t come so that you are the only ones left.

13. When they go to see a movie alone, book the seat right next to them or the whole theater.

14. If they are in your class, bribe the teacher to change your seat next to them, and have the teacher place you in their group for group work.

15. At a school talent show, Sing a song with their name in the song

16. Make a new messenger account and talk to them, then warn them about sex predators when you see them in real life.

17. Ask them for a ride home as you have lost your keys.

18. Call your ex

19. Join a chatroom

20. Join the local “sex addicts anonymous”

21. Go on a crowded bus/ train and leave an empty seat next to you

22. Give up your seat to a hot girl on the bus/ train

23. Comment on all their photos on facebook

24. At the bar keep on offering them drinks until they let up

25. Join an activity where they go to

26. Have someone trip them so they fall and you catch them

27. Slip your number into their bag

28. Slip a love note into their locker

29. Get a friend to arrange a blind date with them

30. Ask them if they want a free full body massage

31. In class keep on staring at them , when they look at you wink then smile

32. When they look at you begin crying

33. Compliment them behind their back so that they can hear you

34. Ask them if they need help carrying their books

35. Before they sit down pull out the chair for them

36. Do everything they do

37. Tailgate their car

38. Walk up to them and ask for their phone number and name for “insurance reasons” because you scraped your knee falling for them

39. Ask them if you can borrow their phone for a phone call, then secretly save your phone number in there.

40. Muster your courage and ask them out normally like a normal person would