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45 Ways to Say Condoms

Published by Tanya Urban in Relationship
May 25th, 2008

Although no one knows for sure what is the origin of the word Condom, there are at least 45 ways to say it. Which is definitely not enough. Humanity is in great need of more of them.

Condom is the official name of the genius (or not) invention, which is until today to most efficient form of contraception and STD prevention. No one can agree on the definitive origin of the word. But we do know is that there is a town in France called Condom, how kinky! But hey, what’s the fun in using the official word. Despite the variety of expressions that are out there describing the action of putting on a condom, there are not a lot of nicknames and slang words describing the thing itself, which is a shame. I say, we need to be more creative with it.

International insults

  • French letters
  • Parisian
  • English overcoats
  • English riding-coat


  • Rubbers
  • Rubbermen
  • Rubber Johnnies
  • Rubber strait jackets
  • Rubber magic

Ready to fight?

  • Hazmat suits
  • Battle helmets
  • Safety tools
  • Sheaths
  • Bulletproof vests
  • Safes
  • The goalies
  • Robbers

Suits, coats and other fashion

  • Wetsuits
  • Raincoats
  • Overcoats
  • Venus shirts
  • Hoodies
  • Hats
  • Penis hats
  • Cock socks
  • Dick socks
  • Johnny bags
  • Gloves
  • Love gloves
  • Willie warmers

The misc, obvious and all other

  • Jimmies
  • Jimmy Hatz
  • Wrappers
  • Wiener wrappers
  • Condomus Maximus
  • Prophylactics
  • Preservatives
  • Caps
  • Balloons
  • Dingers
  • Scumbags
  • Blobs
  • Flunkies
  • Frangers
  • The tour guide

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  1. Janine
    Posted December 6, 2010 at 12:56 pm

    dick socks! ha ha

  2. Posted January 22, 2011 at 8:25 pm


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