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Five Ways to Tell If You’re Date is a Vampire
You know its possible, vampies are real. And you single parents out there beware, they love old ladys.
Thank you for reading, if my corporation had more money and talent we would make a real P.S.A but because of the economy we can’t. So here are five ways to tell if you’re date is a vampire.
Order Lobster
Vampires can’t handle lobsters, they are so gross that the vampire will either turn into a bat or will start singing dancing queen.
Spank Him
Vampires don’t have butts, so if you’re able to spank him then he’s not a vampire, you’re just a pervert.
‘Spill’ Water on Him
Vampires, unlike witch’s will burn if touched with water.
Shoot Him
Unless with a silver bullet, the vampire won’t die. So if you’re date does die, don’t worry, he’s not a vampire.
Ask Him
Honestly is the base of every relationship, if he really loves you, he’d tell you.
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I loved your article. But I want you to know my boy friend is a vampire. He bites my neck – - Vampires are the best and mine does like lobster.