Pick Up Lines
Need any help in getting the ladies? Need any help in getting the Fellas? This is the article for you!
Have you ever been with a guy you liked but didn’t know what to say?
Have you ever been with a women you liked but didn’t know what to say?
Well here are some pick-up lines for you!
Men:
1. You must be a broom, ’cause you just swept me off my feet!
2. I must be a snowflake, ’cause I’ve just fallen for you!
3. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
4. I know somebody that likes you a lot, and if I wasn’t so shy, I would tell you who it is.
5. Are you religious? ‘Cause you’ve just answered my prayers!
6. Can I lick that film off your teeth?
7. Can you give me directions…to your heart?
8. Did they take you out of the oven? ‘Cause you’re hot!
9. Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.
10. Don’t be so picky… I wasn’t!
11. I’m feeling a little off today, would you like to turn me on?
12. Do you have a mirror in your pocket? ‘Cause I can see me in your pants
13. Is your dad a baker? ‘Cause you have some nice buns!
14. If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
15. You know, we were born without clothes.
16. What do you say we play football? You can have first down!
Girls:
1. (Brush against him and say) I’m sorry. You look familiar.
2. (If a man is staring, go up to him and say) Well. Do you want to go out or not?
3. My girlfriend thinks we should meet and go out because we’d be perfect for each other.
4. I thought about introducing you to my sister, but I’m not that generous.
5. Are you going to ask me out? Or, do I have to lie to my diary?
Okay that’s about all I got.. So please comment your favorite pickup line of all time and maybe i can get a date!
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