Hey out there. Do you want to have a great, hot date? Well guess what? I can’t really help you there. However, I can give you some valuable tips on how to wreck a date from a bonafide loser.

1. Dress in real loud and hideous clothes. Olive green with just a dash of purple and yellow should work.
2. Don’t brush your teeth. Let your natural yellow teeth shine. Bad breath will really turn your date off. Try to give your date a great big kiss.
3. Take your date to the cheapest restaurant in town where even the bathrooms have been condemned.
4. Show your date your hairy chest in a crowded room. Tell your date that you like to pick your teeth with a nail file.
5. Sniff at your date’s hair. Next, pull on your date’s hair to see if the hair is real. Tell your date that she really needs to dye her hair blue.
6. Give your date an empty box of chocolates. Tell her that you couldn’t resist and ate them all up. However, you are letting her lick the bits of chocolate that are still in the box.
7. Tell your date that you think that she is very average in looks. Suggest that she lose weight and get a nose job.
8. Make sure that your car is cluttered with garbage. Tell her to watch out for a cockroach that somehow got into his car.
9. Take your date to a poker party. Tell her that she will buy all the drinks and snacks for the guys. Also, she can clean up any of the vomit from one of the guys who drinks too much beer.
10. Tell your date that you have a cold. Wipe your runny nose on your date’s dress. If that doesn’t ruin your date, start picking ferociously at your ears. Show her some of your ear wax.