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The Dating Woman’s Dictionary: D
Written by a currently dating woman for other currently dating women. Take a humorous stance on a not-so-funny situation… the dating scene. If you like your reality with a side of humor and a dash of cynicism, then you’ll enjoy this installment of the dictionary tailored for you. Enjoy, from A-Z!
1 date PROSS-pekt n, pl-dates opportunities you want to keep coming
2 date JOB v something to do until you marry or keel over – whichever comes first
dinner op-or-TUNE-ih-tee n 1: an outing which counts as a date (see date) and may lead to sugar (see sugar) 2: an activity at his place or yours which counts as a date and will definitely lead to sugar 3: a step up from lunch (see lunch) 4: possibly better than breakfast (see breakfast)
drama the-AH-tricks n 1: something most of you bring to the dating scene 2: something you could live without in a man
1 drink IN-diss-kreh-shen n what you blame for your choice in men
vice
2 drink NIP v what you should never do alone, especially when you are already depressed (see alcoholic)
dweller (the) LOO-zer n a type of man who constantly brings up old relationships – good and bad
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