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The Dream Guy: 10 Commandments
All the rules men must abide by in order to have a chance to date us women. Humourous.
Calling all single girls out there does your dream guy exist? I mean there are millions of men out there, he has got to be somewhere!! Do any of the male readers out there fit this bill?
10 commandments
- Thou shall be drop dead gorgeous. Well we will settle for cute we are not that fussy.
- Thou shall wear the latest trends. If he does not at the minute he will have to agree to change his wardrobe when he starts dating us.
- Thou shall smell nice at all times. There is no point in him looking good if he smells rancid.
- Thou shall have a good job. What we mean by this is that he must be able to afford us, no need to expand on that point, it is self explanatory.
- Thou shall have a nice sports car. Or be in the position to purchase one.
- Thou shall not have bad habits. There is quite a long list here so I better mention them individually (smoking, drugs, excessive drinking, biting toenails or actually nails in general is a no no, picking nose, releasing excessive wind, leaving the toilet seat up, etc).
- Thou shall be a good cook.
- Thou shall be able to help out, or do 50% of the household chores as in laundry, ironing, hoovering, dusting
- Thou shall always remember special occasions and buy an expensive gift for each one!
- Thou shall never question us, we are always right remember and if we want something we must get it!
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It would be cool if there was a list for the perfect woman too
Dear LauraT,
Marry me! I am all of those things and more.
The more being that I am a very senior citizen and the main gain to you from that is that you are very unlikely to get pregnant,(Impotent).
I promise not to run after other women (Arthritic hips)
I do all the domestic chores, but slowly. By the time I’ve finished one lot of ironing the next lot is standing there.
Regards,
CinCCO
Here are the commandments for women:
(1) Thou shall do all the cooking.
(2) Thou shall do all the cleaning.
(3) Thou shall not speak unless spoken to.
(4) Thou shall relent from posting posts about the ‘dream guy’.
(5) Thou shall be a lady in the street, but a freak in the bed.
(6) Thou shall walk around the house naked.