Whats up?  This was mainly typed for what guys shouldn’t say to women on their first date, but some of these things work for both genders.  So let’s get started, shall we?

5.  I hate kids…all they do is poop and pee and cry untill they are old enough to ask for money.  I would never want a kid!

Yeah, ok. even if you feel this way, don’t say it.

4.  I really like you.

Don’t do that.  You don’t even know this person.  It’s like walking up to an old lady and just saying, “I like you”.  You don’t know that you like this person yet, so don’t say it.

3.  I just wiped my butt with a hundred dollar bill and threw it away.

Don’t say anything about how much money you have or don’t have.  This is not a good conversation starter.

2.  I plan to live with my mom forever and play Fallbout 3 (take off the b) all day while eating bacon bits!!

Ok… where do I start? bacon bits are nasty and nobody want to know that you plan to live with your mom forever.  Not only is this unappealing, you show that you obviously love your mommy too much.

1.  Hey,listen…the seats in my car are heated…wanna go try it out?

Well, while you are thinking it, she will be slapping you.

Thanks for reading!!!  Don’t try any of these and you should be good as long as you don’t lie about your age, career, or interests.  See ya later!!