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10 Amusing Things to Do in Church

Published by J W Elliott in Religious
July 25, 2009

A few funny things to do when you are bored in church.

1. Put fake money into the collection plate.

2. Sing badly out of tune.

3. Take a fake fit of sneezing.

4. During songs put whoopee cushions on peoples seats.

5. Shout Hallelujah constantly even when people are telling a sad story.

6. Bring crunchy sweets like wethers originals with you, and chew on them constantly.

7. Continuously shout “Thank You Allah!” if its a Christian Church.

8. Constantly sniff, this will really annoy the old ladies sitting in front of you.

9. Fart a lot, annoying to every near to you…!

10. Grunt constantly, especially when people are reading Bible passages.

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