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20 Amusing Church Signs
On these signs, churches’ words ring out loud, if not always clear.
Today, churches have different ways or methods on how to spread God’s words, even to the extent of setting up amusing church signs. Though some deemed it funny just the same, church authorities have conveyed their message. Here are some of those really amusing church signs and how I view each one of them.
OK, just give me some more minutes to take my bath and I’ll go attend the Sunday service.
I believe that, Google can’t answer what our Choir would sing!
Thank God, majority of the members this congregation are cheerful givers.
Yes, some passages scare the hell out of me.
This reminds us of Moses and the stubborn Israelites.
Good one, this will enlighten many about their final destination.
This answers the publicans question.
Thank God, I don’t like party as well as Bar-B-Que..
I guess I should stop smoking right now. Good advice.
Remember, put God first in everything you do.
Got that, God bless the meak and the humble ones.
Very true, no need of high-tech and top-of-the-line gadgets to have communications with God.
For those who are having troubled-life, go enter this place and I guarantee you’ll have a different perspective of llife after 2 hours!
That is the best weather forcast of all time. An eternity of sunny days!
The Ten Commandments in review. Got to attend this class.
It reminds us that we should do what is right the moment we faced it.
A little bit tricky, but I know heaven is where the saved live.
Just but logical, if you are not God’s children then your father is the Devil.
A very good remedy for those encountering sleepless nights.
This will make giant telecommunication firms change their marketing approach. A new competitor is in town.
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I love this!
I am going to send this to everyone I know. Awesome. Stumbled.
that was awsomely funny XD
Very hilarious. I love it. Thank you for sharing.
Wonderful article …some really funny signs and I loved your comments on each one.
Haha, truly hilarious and a brilliant article by you. My favourites I think are the wireless connection, the weather forecast and the Google one. I love this article. Good job!
Very Nice….I loved your thoughts on every sign…
Funny piece papaleng! You put a smile on my face!
That first one is hilarious.
papaleng, that was wonderful. A good collection. I see them everywhere I go.
I like to see religion with a sense of humour.
Good post.
I enjoyed reading the funny signs! ..lol Great article, Papaleng.
that nice ,i did not know to that extent,——–alex,triond.nigeria
Beautiful work and your comments were very fitting. Keep it up!!
I really like this one! TU! A great one to share!!! Not to be forgotten.
Very Nice, I like them all.
Funny stuff!
Very nicely done!
Ejoyed these emensely! Good job, nice comments to each one.
There’s a lot more out there…maybe you could do a part 2?
Wonderful! Thanks for sharing this.
Made me think and laugh all at the same time.
Loved this one,the signs was awesome.But iit makes you think while you are laughing.
Quotes from the churches.,nice post.
Simply beautiful, thanks.
Made me laugh.
Thanks,
Inna
You want proof that God has a sense of humor? Look at my life!
Here’s my favorite. Directions to Heaven: Turn Right and Stay Straight.
Loved it . Some of these I had seen before but they never grow old.
Great signs!
Thanks for sharing this one!
“Can’t sleep? Counting sheep? talk to the Sheperd”
I like this one…its like count our blessings and talk to HIM if you have any burdens. Let Him to carry it. :0
Wow! I like them. Those places seem to be peaceful. Anyway, thanks for your suggestion. Hopefully I can put some photos in my articles.
This was Awesome!
That was great nice work!
Christianity is screwed up. Nicely done nonetheless.
This is funny and interesting.
Thanks for posting
Hey. Great article. It was short and to the point. Keep it up!
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Great stuff! Some churches are very creative indeed with their messages!
cool messages
Nice one Papaleng…..
Very awesome Papaleng! Very nicely done! I enjoyed this tremendously! My favorites are ‘get Born Again…’ And ‘Tomorrows Forecast’! Truly wonderful job, very impressive, thanks for sharing!
(always and in all ways…)
God Bless You!!
Good and entertaining composition. TX
nice collection of those photos..really interesting:)
Thank you all guys for the warm reviews. I almost shelve this one, for I thought this article would be offensive to others.
It was a very entertaining article. It does go to show that God has a sense of humor. Just ask a guy that just wanted one kid and ended up with six at the same time. Ha Ha!
This has got to be one of the best articles, and signs I have seen in a long time. Yet it is all so true, in a fun kind of way.
Thanx for putting a smile on my face today, and remind me to say my prayers.
very funny!
This is funny but quite alarming if we get serious about our religion.
Great article!!! Truly truly humorous.
God bless,
Brooke
God has a way of showing us signs as we go thru life. These are just some that should be paid attention to.
that was amazing dude!!! praise god
Loved it. very funny. God bless you.
Nice collection Papaleng. I have seen a number of these before.
Regards
RJ
Funny signs though!!
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Clever!
very amusing collection of church signs. sure could not find one like that here.
This was uber funny! I love those little church signs…
I was in stitching to the very last word.
I have seen some good ones here:
“Join our Prophet sharing program” — thats a good one
“For heavens sake, please stop by”— humorous
“God invented the TEXT message” — I like that..”
“Waiting til sunday for god makes one weak” –Insightful
All these phrases are so unique — and so true!!!! God Bless you All.
Very funny!
This is a lot of fun. great article.
Cool Story, Bro.
Some of them are really funny. They are not a thing of the present only. You can see in many churches in Eastern Europe an inverted crescent at the bottom of the cross, symbol of the victory against the Turks in Crimea sometime in the 18th century.
These are great! Thanks for sharing them.
Very funny, a terrific read,
Thanks for sharing!!
I wonder if any of these churches actually think that these tactics work?
Darn good!
Hehe… Funny, but they really make sense! Thanks for sharing.
hahaha
amusing!
Very funny. Direct and to the point. I loved it..
Just goes to show, many sects, same sense of humour.
A catholic priest, a presbyterian minister, a rabii, a scotsman, an englishman and an irish man and a school boy walk into a bar.
The barman says “what is this? some kind of joke?”
Just goes to show, many sects, same sense of humour.
Funny and amusing signs.
Awesome piece.
Here is one that I do not know.
Come inside if you believe in spanking.
I will show the way to disipline.
How about;
If you do not believe come in
I will show you my way of disipline.
Awesome piece.
Here is one that I do not know.
Come inside if you believe in spanking.
I will show the way to disipline.
How about;
If you do not believe come in
I will show you my way of disipline..
Awesome piece.
here are some for in case you have not seen these.
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Come inside to see what I can show you my child.
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If you do not believe in disipline
I will show you the way
I disipline.
Nice compilation Papaleng.
wow, churches have a unique sense of humor.
I am a Baptists, again, wow.
Have a great day.
frienz4lif
Fantastic post. Thanks for not shelving.
i love your work
these are really eye-catching church signs with a brilliant synopsis for each piece. it really tempts to go and see them all, one by one. BRILLIANT!