God: Hello Pauline! What would you like to talk about?

You: Family Guy
God: Do you want to continue talking about Lizards?

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You: no, i said family guy. You know the tv show
God: “”? Not? What did you mean by family guy? Do you want to continue talking about Lizards?Which show? Are you using Netscape or Explorer?

You: what is wrong with you. Can you read?
God: Nothing is wrong with me. Is there anything wrong with you Pauline? Sure I can read. I know more than words.

You: what else do you know?
God: I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you.

You: ok. Religion
God: Come on.Do you want to continue talking about Lizards?

You: You really are avoiding these subjects aren’t you?
God: Really? No, I am answering in the most straightforward way I can do it.. Really

You: OK, do you believe in yourself?
God: Yes I believe in yourself , do you? I don’t judge people.

You: ok God. I know you’re not from the UK, therefore i will go away. Expect you to learn a bit of ENGLISH. Then i will come and visit you again. That ok?
God: Gee.That’s only your opinion.Do you want to continue talking about Lizards?Once more? Fascinating. Congratulations.OK. That is “”

You: exacty my point
God: Do you want to continue talking about Lizards?

You: No i do not.
God: I heard you did.

You: Well you heard wrong
God: Well that’s okay. Perhaps I was misinformed.

You: ok. Bye for now God. I will be back when you can speak English!
God: Excuse me!Just for now?Until next time Pauline.Congratulations