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Failed Church Sign Messages
Here are a few signs that didn’t quite make the Church sign boards in front of the church.
- You’re a sinner. But we’ve been saying that for years.
- Christmas and Easter visitors welcomed year round
- Hell: A heartbeat away
- You’re a real LOSER if you vandalize this sign.
- Ever think of getting your life right with God, sinner?
- You’re a sinner (don’t take that the wrong way).
- If I sinned as much as you, I’d be beating down these doors weekly to repent.
- Elm Road Baptist: pretty catchy for a church name, ain’t it?
- The pastor here thinks that you’re a sinner. Challenge him on it.
- Ever seen a U-Haul behind a hearse?
- Just think of Hell as endless fire and sulfur.
- Nietsche said that God was dead. And where is Nietsche now?
- Go watch more TV. You haven’t met your 4.8 hours daily quotient yet.
- Gluttony’s a sin too, Tubbo.
- And no, the walls won’t cave in if you visit us.
- Hell: the smell of sulfur in the morning, every morning.
- Did you pray with your children BEFORE sending them to school?
- Turn off the TV and talk to your kid.
- Turn the phone off. You’re driving.
- Love your children? Pitch the TV.
- We’ll pray for you. You need the prayer and we need the practice.
- Before going to hell, consult with us first.
- Let’s not mince words, okay? Repent and Believe.
- Jesus will return one day very very soo…
- Heaven or Hell? What a no-brainer.
- See Eve. See Eve fall. See Adam. See Adam fall. An early pattern here?
- Lust. Greed. Gluttony. All sins.
- I’m a sinner. You’re a sinner. Can we talk?
- Is God on your To Do list?
- Have you repented of your sins…lately?
- Gentlemen: Love your neighbor, but don’t covet her.
- Abstinence. Works every time it’s tried.
- What are you searching for?
- Pray. Get up. Repeat tomorrow.
- Read the Good Book lately?
- You’ve got questions. We’ve got answers.
- Handbaskets collected here.
- Hatchets buried here.
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Very well said. Deep and absolutely a good poem.
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