A joke of a young man who went off on vacation.
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A young man went off on vacation, leaving his dog with a brother who still lived at home with his mother. Lonely for his dog, the young man called from another country and asked about his dog. The brother said: He kneeled over and died.
The young man was distraught.
How could you say it so coldly? I am your brother. We are so close. Instead of blurting it out, you should have prepared me. You should have said, Your dog was taking a walk on the roof. A wind came up and blew him off the roof. I mean, you could have broken it to me slowly. Now tell me how is Mama?
Well, last night she was taking a walk on the roof.