Seven of the Funniest Chuck Norris Jokes

Published by larcha 51 in Jokes
January 16, 2009

Chuck Norris is an American martial artist, television and action star. Also known mostly for being a film actor. His most recent film was The Cutter in 2005. My personal favorite movie that he was in was Dodge ball: A True Underdog story in 2004.

Chuck Norris started to be well known on the internet for jokes made by fans because of the “power” he has.

When Chuck Norris goes in water, he does not get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris…
Chuck Norris never asks what time it is, time ask Chuck Norris what it should be…
Chuck Norris doesn’t catch on fire, fire catches onto Chuck Norris…
Chuck Norris is the third lead cause to deaths in North America…
Chuck Norris can do everything! Except give up…
Chuck Norris counted to infinity-twice…
Everytime Chuck Norris sends a text message, he charges the phone company $1.22…

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cardy

Posted January 16, 2009 at 4:34 am

so funny good job.
denus

Posted January 16, 2009 at 4:39 am

really great job!

keep it up!

cheers,

denus
hfj

Posted January 16, 2009 at 9:12 am

The best joke i ever heard about Chuck Norris was by Jay Leno. Jay said that Chuck played as Walker Texas ranger for so long, that they were going to change the name of the show to Texas ranger on a walker.
Tel Asiado

Posted January 16, 2009 at 4:24 pm

Good laugh first thing in the morning. Thanks!
Bren Parks

Posted January 16, 2009 at 4:53 pm

LOL
rutherfranc

Posted January 16, 2009 at 10:01 pm

ha ha ha…
Sotiris

Posted January 17, 2009 at 6:43 am

Chuck Norris counted to infinity-twice…

I liked this one lol!
Tusaani

Posted January 17, 2009 at 4:03 pm

LOL! These are funny!
Inna Tysoe

Posted January 19, 2009 at 1:46 am

That’s really funny.

Inna
eddiego65

Posted January 22, 2009 at 9:25 am

Really funny
Guffin Mopes

Posted January 25, 2009 at 2:22 am

Chuck Norris has only ever eaten ONE Lay’s potato chip.
Sweet

Posted February 3, 2009 at 7:50 pm

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Johanan Rakkav

Posted February 10, 2009 at 6:51 pm

Those who remember a particular old commercial will get the humor behind this thought that popped into my head:

Only Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop.

And here’s another one:

Only Chuck Norris can prevent forest fires.
Speed Limit

Posted February 10, 2009 at 10:13 pm

Very funny. Isn’t ChuckECheese named after his half-cousin?
The Chalange

Posted February 14, 2009 at 4:01 am

Chuck Norris doesn’t consider himself the second coming of Christ. He considers Christ the first coming of Chuck Norris.

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