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Skinny Jokes

Published by abegail in Jokes
May 6th, 2010

Selected jokes about thin people.

Skinny Jokes


§  He’s so thin, it takes two of him to make a shadow!


§  He has taken vitamins A,B,C,D,E,F, and G, but still, he looks like a letter ”I”!


§  When he wears a black suit, he resembles a closed umbrella!


§  He’s one guy who’ll never be a blood donor – in fact, he’s not even a blood owner


§  On his wedding day, they didn’t throw rice as he left the church . . . they threw vitamins!




                        (Source:  THE POCKET BOOK(A Little Of Everything) by C. S. CANONIGO)

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  1. Posted May 12, 2010 at 10:58 am

    i like the jokes though I’m skinny!!

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