Selected jokes about thin people.
§ He’s so thin, it takes two of him to make a shadow!
§ He has taken vitamins A,B,C,D,E,F, and G, but still, he looks like a letter ”I”!
§ When he wears a black suit, he resembles a closed umbrella!
§ He’s one guy who’ll never be a blood donor – in fact, he’s not even a blood owner
§ On his wedding day, they didn’t throw rice as he left the church . . . they threw vitamins!
(Source: THE POCKET BOOK(A Little Of Everything) by C. S. CANONIGO)