Small Sausage Joke to Get Back at Your Man

Published by Pablina in Jokes
June 6, 2010

Small sausage joke to get back at your man.

A man standing in the garden watching his wife cooking burgers on the bbq says to her ‘ your bum is almost as wide as the grill!’

She just ignores him and carries on, he just shrugs and carries on chatting to his brother.

Later on in bed, the man tries it on with is wife, but to his dismay she ushes him away.

‘Whats the matter’ the man says. ‘ don’t you want me’.

‘No’ the wife replies, ‘I don’t think its worth heating up this big grill for such a small sausage is it?’

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Miss Heda

Posted April 8, 2009 at 11:00 am

hahahahahahahaha thats a good one thanks for sharing!!
SZM

Posted April 8, 2009 at 11:24 am

My English language still hard to understand this article so, I save my clearly purpose to laugh as a draft.
vertjaars

Posted April 8, 2009 at 2:41 pm

Keep these coming!
Mr Ghaz

Posted April 9, 2009 at 3:15 am

Great work! well presented and interesting too. Well done and thanks for sharing this great article
katien

Posted April 11, 2009 at 6:42 am

I like that.
Judy T Lloyd

Posted April 13, 2009 at 4:13 pm

That is a good one, that I will have to share.
Phill Senters

Posted April 14, 2009 at 11:26 pm

Gotta love it! Big grill, small sausage. Great!
lulu4u54321

Posted April 26, 2009 at 12:56 pm

Brill!
Bo Jack Russo

Posted May 3, 2009 at 3:57 am

Ha!!!!!!!!
Kimberly Moore

Posted May 4, 2009 at 4:35 am

Hilarious!!..lol
thestickman

Posted July 6, 2009 at 8:17 am

hahaaha!