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Some Jokes I Know

Published by Joy Rose in Jokes
October 12, 2009

Jokes you can use.

Here a list of jokes that might be good for breaking the ice.

  1. What do people say to each other at night in the middle ages? Good knight
  2. Why did the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing
  3. What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? Time to get a new watch
  4. What do you call two bananas? A pair of slippers
  5. What did the kid say in the Egypt ? I want my mummy
  6. What country has the worst winters? Chili
  7. What did bones on the moon mean? The cow crashed on the moon
  8. Why did the teddy not want more food? It was stuffed
  9. what do people call a bad dream in the middle ages? A knight mare
  10. What do the orange say to the banana? Aren’t you glad I didn’t say orange?
  11. What did the dentist say to the patient? You can’t handle the tooth
  12. What is orange like a parrot? A carrot
  13. What country has the worst fires? Grease
  14. Where do you go for thanksgiving? Turkey
  15. Where is waldo? Right behind you

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  1. Posted October 12, 2009 at 3:27 pm

    no, not really funny,sorry.

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