Some Jokes I Know
Jokes you can use.
Here a list of jokes that might be good for breaking the ice.
- What do people say to each other at night in the middle ages? Good knight
- Why did the tomato blush? It saw the salad dressing
- What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? Time to get a new watch
- What do you call two bananas? A pair of slippers
- What did the kid say in the Egypt ? I want my mummy
- What country has the worst winters? Chili
- What did bones on the moon mean? The cow crashed on the moon
- Why did the teddy not want more food? It was stuffed
- what do people call a bad dream in the middle ages? A knight mare
- What do the orange say to the banana? Aren’t you glad I didn’t say orange?
- What did the dentist say to the patient? You can’t handle the tooth
- What is orange like a parrot? A carrot
- What country has the worst fires? Grease
- Where do you go for thanksgiving? Turkey
- Where is waldo? Right behind you
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no, not really funny,sorry.