Supermarkets
Some random comedy about shopping.
You walk down to your local super market and there bigger than villages these days, hypermarkets more like it, and when you look in the super market and you see millions of people, rich people, smart people, workers and even dumb people, but when you get inside the supermarket doors you have a choice of a basket or a trolley, and your like basket or trolley, basket trolley basket trolley, baskets are fine because the have handles but there to hard to carry so ya go to the trolleys but they say “Noooo… you cannot have us we are locked, you have to give us money, so ya get the basket but you fill it with 186 million different items so your half way through the supermarket, pulling the basket and saying “Where are those trolleys”, so ya get the trolley, trolleys are awesome, you can run, run, run jump and ride it like a car, so you fill it up with the items and ya get half way again but you get bored with the items you have got so ya say “aah, this is boring, I’m gonna start again and leave this behind” THAT IS LEGAL, your not buying the food your just moving it until you get to the counters, so you could get 6 trolleys and go up to the door, looking all shifty, then ya LEAVE AND RUN, again THAT IS LEGAL, when you are riding the trolleys ya have to keep pushing the trolley forward, but if ya have big arms you can reach the bottom and skate your way to the counter, BUT you smash into a persons trolley and all there food comes crashing down into your trolley and then, you have shopping done!
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