Are you afraid of a muscular bully? If you are as skinny as a rail and easily picked on, the answer is yes. Stay away from bullies. Here are ten things that you should never say to a muscular bully if he crosses your path:

1. Do the muscles transfer to your brain? You sure look like you have a swelled head
2. What did you have for lunch? Did you eat all the food in the cafeteria? You ate a knuckle sandwich? I see. The knuckle sandwich is for me. No thank you. I’m not very hungry.
3. I bet you pump iron at the gym. You look as strong as an ox. Too bad you have the IQ of an ox as well.
4. Say isn’t that a cute chick that just passed us. She’s hot! Oh I see. That’s your girlfriend. Do I spot a touch of anger in your voice? Why are you lifting me up in the air? I get nosebleeds when I’m lifted this high. I shouldn’t worry? You’re going to drop me in the dumpster. You’re a real pal.
5. Hey Hulk. Why are you so incredible? What’s that? You’re going to rearrange my face. No thank you. I like my face just the way it is.
6. Can I borrow five dollars from you? I see. Isn’t fifty percent interest a little high?
7. Your nothing but a big tub of lard. What’s that? You’re going to bend me like a pretzel and boil me in oil. I’m not afraid of you. No I haven’t written a will.
8. You look like Hercules. Too bad you smell like Porky Pig and dress like Pee Wee Herman. What did you say? Can I run like the Road Runner? I see. Well adios and away I go.
9. Hey gorilla head, why don’t you go back to the zoo where you belong. Uh huh, you’re going to put me in the lion’s cage. You’re also going to throw away the key.
10. Hey steroid breath, you look like a muscle bound freak. Oh come on I was only joking. Why are you putting your arm around my neck? You’re really not my type.