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Jason, the mysterious killer, in the Friday the 13th series is truly an evil monster. He kills without a conscience. Here are ten things that you shouldn’t say to Jason if you ever come across him:

1. Would you like to play in a pick up hockey game?
2. Your knife looks a little dull. Do you mind if I sharpen it for you?
3. Have you seen my son Freddie around? He’s always getting into trouble. He’s not the sharpest kid on the block.
4. You look like your dressed to kill. You sure are the strong and silent type.
5. Man are you ugly. And your breath could kill an elephant.
6. Do you have an axe to grind with someone? Next thing you know you’ll be waving around a chainsaw.
7. Are you a reject from Camp Crystal Lake or are you one of the counselors?
8. Would you like to date my sister? She’s almost as ugly as you are.
9. You better stay out of the water. Otherwise, you’ll catch the death of a cold.
10. Did anyone ever tell you that it is impolite to carry a bloody ax inside the house? You could leave stains on the carpet.