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Text Message Bloopers!

Published by papaleng in Jokes
February 12th, 2010

The dawn of technology offers another venue for classic human blunders!

Text Message Bloopers!

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Though cell phone technology offers a faster, easy and fun way of communication, it is also a channel for classic human blunders. Below is a list of five embarrassing text messages worthy of a look to demonstrate that at the end of the day.. Human error can’t be disregarded!

Ninny the Pooh
One night, Trina sent her boyfriend a super mushy message: “Hunny, my baby-pooh, you know I love you so much and I always will. Nothing can break  our love for each other. I’ll keep you forever and I will marry, my sweetie.” It was quite late, but these lovebirds promised to send each other love messages before they slept. The next day, the boy called to ask if she is was mad at him because he didn’t receive any good night message from her. They figured maybe the text was lagged or the system was down. That day, Trina’s parents dropped her off at school and before she stepped out of the car, Trina’s dad said, “Be nice, baby pooh!”. Guess what, Trina sent the message to her dad, and for that she was so embarrassed!

Piggy Back Ride
Tracy’s arrival time at the airport was 3 p.m.. Her mom used the only available car that day to go shopping. She was stuck in traffic and it was already 3:30. Tracy’s cell phone battery died, so she and her mom couldn’t communicate anymore but she wasn’t aware of this. Tracy was so frustrated and thought that she was going to wait there forever when her Ninang (godmother) pulled up in her car! Tracy asked her “how did you  knew that I needed a ride?” Her Ninang replied, “Your mom accidentally sent me her message for you telling you to ask me  to pick you up. I couldn’t reach you, so I just went straight ahead here.” Tracy read the message and almost died when she read what her mom had sent her, “Trace, ask your Ninang Oink-Oink (a term to describe obese person) if she could pick you up since she lives near the airport.”

Message Failed
Karen’s auntie was asking Karen through text if she liked the dress she gave me for her birthday. At the same time, a friend of her Karen was asking her about a particularly gross scene in one episode of the X-files. Karen typed out a reply to her friend (something that went: “it made me feel squeamish. I’ve never seen an uglier thing”) … but accidentally  sent it to her auntie. Yikes! It took awhile to reassure her auntie that the message was not intended for her.

Baby Count
Jecela was texting her friend about how much she liked this guy. It went: “ Dennis Rivera is the man of my dreams. I love him to death and I know sooner or later , he’ll fall for me too and we’ll get married and have 5 kids..” Jecela was so surprised to received a message from Dennis. Guess what Dennis sent her, “I think you send me a wrong message. And oh, by the way, I only plan on having two kids!”. Jecela wanted to throw her phone away!

Page Boy
Dave liked this girl in school who was two batches lower. He asked for her cell phone number  and when he got it, Dave text her almost every single minute of the day. He remained anonymous because he didn’t want to scare her. After three weeks of sending her mushy messages, Dave found out from his friend that he was texting the girl’s older brother who was in their school too!

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  1. Posted February 12, 2010 at 5:41 am

    This is cute and funny papaleng :)

  2. Posted February 12, 2010 at 6:09 am

    Nice post, kabayan.. :D

  3. Posted February 12, 2010 at 6:57 am

    We should be careful sending text messages… I remember my husband addressing me his ‘boss’ lol

  4. Posted February 12, 2010 at 7:13 am

    We have all done it! made me chuckle good article. LB

  5. Posted February 12, 2010 at 8:13 am

    Great article for morning time amusement, I know the feeling, Now I am very careful who I text, or email. Once sent like words, can never be retrieved.

  6. Posted February 12, 2010 at 8:19 am

    It’s so easily done! This made me laugh but I shouldn’t really…

  7. Posted February 12, 2010 at 9:20 am

    Nice post :)

  8. Posted February 12, 2010 at 10:56 am

    Oh,such hilarious anecdotes.

  9. Posted February 12, 2010 at 1:00 pm

    good article.keep posting

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  11. Posted February 12, 2010 at 2:18 pm

    very nice…keep it up

  12. Posted February 12, 2010 at 3:49 pm

    that’s charming and witty!

  13. Posted February 12, 2010 at 4:39 pm

    Made me smile.



  14. Posted February 12, 2010 at 9:44 pm

    Good one

  15. Posted February 13, 2010 at 2:12 am

    A good laugh on a late night. Thank you!

  16. Posted February 13, 2010 at 3:13 am

    nice post..made me to smile..

  17. Posted February 13, 2010 at 2:14 pm

    Luckily I haven’t done any texting that could be considered embarrassing yet, but I did send a text to the wrong person yesterday.

  18. Posted February 13, 2010 at 5:47 pm

    Okay this was so funny. The last one was very funny, I am sure Dave’s self esteem must have sunk.

  19. Posted February 13, 2010 at 8:47 pm

    This is really hilarious. Enjoyed it.

  20. Posted February 14, 2010 at 2:39 am

    hahaha. It happens. Nakakahiya nga po sobra lalo n po if my something dun sa msg. :)

  21. Posted February 14, 2010 at 11:12 am

    Super cool !
    I got to be careful from now on.

  22. Posted February 14, 2010 at 5:39 pm

    I feel for the one caught in a thing like this….I dont text to much since the buttons on my cell is very small.But what little i do..this teaches me to be carefull.A great piece as usual and gives you something to think about.

  23. Posted February 15, 2010 at 4:07 am

    Those are so funny. Sending texts to the wrong person is easily done. A great post.


  24. Posted February 15, 2010 at 8:06 am

    Ha ha. Funny… Poor Dave must have been very embarrassed trying to convince her brother the messages were for the guy’s sister.

  25. Juancav
    Posted February 15, 2010 at 8:30 am

    Funny mistakes.

  26. Posted February 15, 2010 at 8:31 am

    omg, this reminds me of my own blunder way back when texting was still new which really taught me to be very careful with my msgs. enjoyable share papaleng, thanks!

  27. Posted February 17, 2010 at 1:56 am

    Although quite funny, unfortunately it happens.

  28. Posted February 17, 2010 at 7:24 am

    The piggy back ride was hilarious kabayan, oink,oink. Dunno if ninang wasn’t mad.

  29. Posted February 17, 2010 at 10:11 pm

    This one is a good one, funny but delivers good lesson. Saludo ko bro..

  30. Posted February 23, 2010 at 5:35 am

    great info

  31. Posted June 9, 2010 at 12:56 pm

    hahaha…. LOL :) )

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