The Camels Penis
There was once an austrailian man, a chinese man, and an indian man.
They were all walking through the desert. They came along a king and a beautiful princess. They all wanted her. The king said that whoever can walk a camel closest to one end and back wins. The austrailian man went first. He made it half way. Then the camel took a pee. The Indian man went second. His camel made it all the way to the end and half way back. The Chinese man went last. He made it all of the there and back without his camel peeing. They were all in aww. How did you do it the indian and austrailian man asked. He replied ” I am a jokster I play tricks, I tied of the camels dick.
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