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The Frog in the Pocket

Published by ppuurree 000 in Jokes
February 2, 2009

A very funny joke.

Once upon a time a little frog met a good-looking man. The frog said:

” If you kiss me I’ll become a princess. “

The man took the frog and putted it in his pocket.

” If you kiss me I’ll become a princess and promise to stay with you for a week. “

The man picked up the frog, look at it for a while and the putted it back to the pocket.

” If you kiss me I’ll become a princess, I’ll stay with you for a year and promise to do anything you want. “

Then man looked at the frog with and odd smile. But again he putted the frog back to the pocket.

” Hey!!, Why dont you want to kiss me?, I would be the most beautiful woman in the world and a perfect girlfriend.

For the last time the man took the frog and said:

Hey. I’m an infromation technology consultant, I dont have time for a girlfriend and that things. But a talking frog, that’s really cool!!!

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