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The Funny Dialogues

Published by Starpisces in Jokes
May 27th, 2010

Sharing with you some of these funny dialogues…
:D .

Trainer : Tell me how will you rescue a drowning man?

Trainee : Oh, very simple, only 2 steps

Trainer : How?

Trainee : Step 1 – Remove the man from the water, Step 2 – Remove water from the man

Trainer : ……

*****

Mrs Tan : My husband became a millionaire after he married me

Mrs Lee : Oh, you are great, you really brought him luck!

Mrs Tan : well, thanks…

Mrs Lee : By the way, how was he before he married you?

Mrs Tan : He…..was a billionaire

Mrs Lee : …….

*****

One day, Joe was walking on a street and from far, he saw a man walking ahead of him, he mistaken the man as his friend Jack.  He ran to the man and gave the man a very hard smack on the back “Hello Jack!”   He was shocked to realise that the man was actually not his friend Jack, but a total stranger.  “I am sorry”, he said to the stranger.  “I thought you are my friend Jack”.  The stranger was very angry and he said “So if I am Jack, must you smack so hard?” Joe was unhappy with the stranger’s remark.  He said “Hey, look, I think you are over-reacting… okay, I smacked my friend Jack, very hard, I know, it may be very bad of me, but must you be so angry?  Do you know Jack?  You and him are not related, why are you so angry that I did that to my friend, a total stranger to you?

*****

An angry customer : Yesterday when I bought this tortoise from you, you said that it can live till 200 years old, but this morning it has died, I demand an explanation from you!

Salesman : Oh, I think most probably it was his 200th birthday yesterday

*****

Boy : Dad, I want to be a doctor when I grow up, what do you think?  Should I be a dentist or a physician?

Father : I think you better be a physician, it’s much easier.  You see, every patient has only 2 eyes, but each patient has about 32 teeth.

******

Have you read my earlier articles?

http://authspot.com/poetry/poem-with-riddles-volume-two/

http://authspot.com/poetry/poem-with-riddles/

http://authspot.com/thoughts/the-dialogues/

http://authspot.com/poetry/the-book-says/

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  1. Posted May 27, 2010 at 10:06 am

    Nice one, Star. They’re funny. :)

  2. Posted May 27, 2010 at 10:12 am

    You are a great one Star, I cant have enough of your humorous posts, you deserve a place in the Hall of Fame, don’t you think so?

  3. Posted May 27, 2010 at 11:22 am

    Cool one! i-really enjoyed it. Fun too. Thanks for sharing this. keep it up my friend. 8)

  4. Posted May 27, 2010 at 12:26 pm

    Sweet StarP. You made me smile more than once today. i thought Joe would smack the stranger even harder for being a stranger. lol.

  5. Posted May 27, 2010 at 12:39 pm

    ha ha ha…i couldn’t stop laughing. I loved Joe smacking a stranger and the last one about physician.

  6. Posted May 27, 2010 at 5:11 pm

    Awesome share, Star. This really made me chuckle.

  7. Posted May 27, 2010 at 8:32 pm

    Good Post,

    I Am Back From Vacation Friend.

  8. Posted May 27, 2010 at 11:33 pm

    A good writing style and information is certainly useful. For all readers continue to write such excellent articles. Thank you.

  9. Posted May 28, 2010 at 2:33 am

    It’s really enjoyable my friend.
    Smile, is a good health treat, you made me smile.
    Thanks! Liked!
    SU’d.

  10. Posted May 28, 2010 at 6:24 am

    They brought a smile to my face. Very funny.

    Christine

  11. Posted May 28, 2010 at 10:15 pm

    Very humorous. :)

  12. Posted May 28, 2010 at 11:00 pm

    Thanks for the fun.:)

  13. Posted May 29, 2010 at 1:22 am

    I loved them all.
    Especially: the man from water, the water from men
    the billionaire ending up a millionaire and
    of course the 200th birthday:D

    Keep up the funny stuff:)

  14. Posted May 30, 2010 at 6:25 pm

    This was hilarious. I really like the one about the billionaire.

  15. Posted May 30, 2010 at 9:59 pm

    That was so funny, thanks for my laugh.

  16. Posted May 31, 2010 at 1:12 pm

    WoW!.. You get these really awesome jokes!.. :D

  17. Posted June 1, 2010 at 3:46 am

    Hahaha… they were funny!

  18. Posted June 2, 2010 at 10:03 am

    Funny.

  19. Posted June 2, 2010 at 1:05 pm

    thanks for the laughs.

  20. Posted June 3, 2010 at 8:35 am

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  21. Posted June 4, 2010 at 10:43 pm

    enjoying post

  22. Posted June 4, 2010 at 11:31 pm

    god shared

  23. Posted June 6, 2010 at 10:23 pm

    Your collection is made me to laugh thanks

  24. Posted June 8, 2010 at 11:50 am

    Great and refreshing, full of oxygen.

  25. Posted August 4, 2010 at 8:40 am

    Hahaha! Very funny!

  26. Posted November 5, 2010 at 1:22 am

    you made my day! :-)

  27. Posted November 5, 2010 at 1:31 am

    Thanks friends!
    I have successfully relocated this from Quazen/Recreation to here.
    :)
    This is my very first Funny Dialogues – Part 1

  28. Posted November 5, 2010 at 2:01 am

    I have just published my Quizzes Part 11 :
    http://purpleslinky.com/trivia/quizzes/quizzes-for-you-part-11/
    :)
    thanks friends again.

  29. Posted November 5, 2010 at 4:42 am

    This entry has made me smile again thanks.

  30. Posted November 5, 2010 at 4:43 am

    lol.. funny lines.

  31. Posted November 5, 2010 at 4:46 am

    Great!

  32. Posted November 5, 2010 at 5:32 am

    Haha, great. My favorite was the one with two ladies and poor ex-billionaire.

  33. Posted November 5, 2010 at 10:24 am

    Another funnies. These are great! Thanks!

  34. Posted November 5, 2010 at 11:11 am

    good way to get the mood started the right way, with humor.

  35. Posted November 5, 2010 at 4:19 pm

    great share

  36. Posted July 22, 2012 at 5:14 am

    Star, I have a good laugh. Thanks for making my day.

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