The Funny Dialogues
Sharing with you some of these funny dialogues…
Trainer : Tell me how will you rescue a drowning man?
Trainee : Oh, very simple, only 2 steps
Trainer : How?
Trainee : Step 1 – Remove the man from the water, Step 2 – Remove water from the man
Trainer : ……
Mrs Tan : My husband became a millionaire after he married me
Mrs Lee : Oh, you are great, you really brought him luck!
Mrs Tan : well, thanks…
Mrs Lee : By the way, how was he before he married you?
Mrs Tan : He…..was a billionaire
Mrs Lee : …….
One day, Joe was walking on a street and from far, he saw a man walking ahead of him, he mistaken the man as his friend Jack. He ran to the man and gave the man a very hard smack on the back “Hello Jack!” He was shocked to realise that the man was actually not his friend Jack, but a total stranger. “I am sorry”, he said to the stranger. “I thought you are my friend Jack”. The stranger was very angry and he said “So if I am Jack, must you smack so hard?” Joe was unhappy with the stranger’s remark. He said “Hey, look, I think you are over-reacting… okay, I smacked my friend Jack, very hard, I know, it may be very bad of me, but must you be so angry? Do you know Jack? You and him are not related, why are you so angry that I did that to my friend, a total stranger to you?
An angry customer : Yesterday when I bought this tortoise from you, you said that it can live till 200 years old, but this morning it has died, I demand an explanation from you!
Salesman : Oh, I think most probably it was his 200th birthday yesterday
Boy : Dad, I want to be a doctor when I grow up, what do you think? Should I be a dentist or a physician?
Father : I think you better be a physician, it’s much easier. You see, every patient has only 2 eyes, but each patient has about 32 teeth.
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